Guess I missed the polling. Hmmm, I keep learning more about where the French's Mustard comment came from. (Not the worst comment I hear)
When I first joined the forum I located a post that has nicknames for a bunch of the CVOs. (Not sure where I saw this.) The 2009 Road Glide nicknames are Silver Bullet, Orange Crush, and Tweety Bird. (Someone named Sean said the Yellow bike made him want to BARF)
Frenchy is the girl with pink hair on the movie Grease.
Big Bird - I'm not gay.
Marine - Gyrene, Jarhead, Leatherneck, Devil Dog
Davidson, part 3 of D3, I've heard positives on the name (branding) and negatives and positives on the products.
Another form of yellow. Hornet; genus Vespa
Sure the handlebars look a little too far forward.