Topic: You just cant make this stuff up! (Read 515 times)

StrokedRider · « **on:** July 26, 2010, 10:00:24 AM »

SWISSVALE, Pa. — Authorities say Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was found sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.

Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.

Geppert says Hawkins then entered a woman's car. She got out, took her keys and alerted police.

He is being held on $230,000 bail. It's not clear whether he has an attorney.

bobaroni · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:44:50 AM »

Saw this on the news. His disguise was hideous but will be quite popular in the "big house"

HUBBARD · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:52:52 AM »

If it weren't for thieves, we wouldn't need Banks. There endeth the lesson. Later--HUBBARD

Author Topic: You just cant make this stuff up! (Read 515 times)

StrokedRider

You just cant make this stuff up!

bobaroni

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HUBBARD

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