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05Ultra

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Smile 5
« on: September 05, 2010, 07:56:49 PM »

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .  'The

material we  put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us

sitting here,  years ago. Red meat is awful.  Soft drinks corrode your

stomach  lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be   

disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs   

in our drinking water.  However, there is one thing that is the most   

dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell 

me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after

eating it?'  After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the  front

row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding  Cake..'
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Re: Smile 5
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2010, 09:57:58 PM »

 :pepper: :bananarock:
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Re: Smile 5
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 08:12:20 PM »

thats funn :2vrolijk_21:y
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Re: Smile 5
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 08:14:34 PM »

Good one  :2vrolijk_21:
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