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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note  for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the
note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5  gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the  milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave  25 gallons  of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
 
The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up  with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman  asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

The blonde said, 'No,  just  up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.

[Jock]

MILK - Does A Body Good!

[dayne66]

 

[jiml53]

 

[Rooster]

Good one Harry

[CBW]