First Guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.’
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second Guy:
'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third Guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will re-model the kitchen for her.'
They continue to play when they realize, on the 3rd Tee, that Patrick has not said a word.
So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come golfing this morning... what was your excuse?"
"I just set my alarm for 5:00 am. When it went off, I slapped Elaine on the ass and said,
'Golf course or intercourse?' She said: "Wear sun-block."
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