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Some good ones here
« on: October 12, 2011, 05:26:11 AM »
"What's your name ?" "Colin f$%*ing Wilson"
"Do you suffer from Tourettes Colin ?"
"No, but the vicar christening me did".

Ryan Giggs today admitted suffering from homesickness saying that although he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally.

Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.

I was at work yesterday when a female colleague asked me what my ring tone was.
I said "light brown like everyone else's".
These women are certainly more forward these days.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking........ And then I saw her face

Wayne Rooney has had a hair transplant. That's a bit like putting a thatched roof on a 5hit house......
it might keep the flies off but ultimately there is still a large turd underneath.

My budgie broke his legs today so I made him little splints out of a couple of matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to walk.
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 07:44:06 AM »
 ;)
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 10:27:57 AM »
 :confused5:Must be an English thing...
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 11:02:41 AM »
Quote from: labcab on October 12, 2011, 10:27:57 AM
Must be an English thing...

I was going to say, I wonder if the Brits and Aussies understand each others jokes? I can rarely get either of them?   :nixweiss:
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 01:04:42 PM »
Now I'm a believer!  :D
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 02:41:49 PM »
Had to look up a few terms and names but given time, I could figure them out. Interesting to see how humor does or doesn't translate from culture to culture. I'm sure of some of our German friends posted some jokes in German it would be even harder to figure out  ;)
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 05:52:57 PM »
Who de hell is Wayne Rooney?? :-*
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2011, 06:01:36 PM »
Quote from: Buy early on October 12, 2011, 02:41:49 PM
Had to look up a few terms and names but given time, I could figure them out. Interesting to see how humor does or doesn't translate from culture to culture. I'm sure of some of our German friends posted some jokes in German it would be even harder to figure out  ;)
Japanese/Chinese humor is always, well, the most interesting to figure out. Especially those who struggle with Engrish.
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2011, 07:55:00 AM »
Quote from: Buy early on October 12, 2011, 02:41:49 PM
Had to look up a few terms and names but given time, I could figure them out. Interesting to see how humor does or doesn't translate from culture to culture. I'm sure of some of our German friends posted some jokes in German it would be even harder to figure out  ;)

Since we Germans have no kind of humor we are aware of -this is not gonna happen  ;)
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 08:46:19 AM »
Very good  ::) ::)    It helps being English.... :cucumber: :cucumber:
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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 08:57:49 AM »
Glad to see I'm not only one a little lost on some of these...help me out on this one

I was at work yesterday when a female colleague asked me what my ring tone was.
I said "light brown like everyone else's".
These women are certainly more forward these days.

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Re: Some good ones here
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2011, 03:34:16 PM »
 :nixweiss:     I'm afraid to admit what I think it means!
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