I want to see that test...can we do it in Maggie Valley this year? Ball Peen or Claw? The wrong end of the Ball Peen may "skate" accross Neal's toe, so I guess I should bring a framing hammer to be sure of reaching conclusive outcomes of each. I don't think Marshmellow brands will matter, other than we don't need to use the ones you put in Coco, but rather the ones we roast over a fire. Size does matter.
It never ceases to amaze me how long some of these old wive's tales hang on concerning the "downsides" to synthetic oil. Too slick; bearings skating; blah, blah, blah. There is simply no proof of it...period. Quite the contrary, in fact. I guess all those car manufacturers like Ferrari, Porche, etc don't know chit from shineola to be putting synthetic oil in their engines coming off the assembly line. And the billions of miles/hours on engines that are under a LOT more stress than a HD Twin Cam, don't provide any empirical evidence either.
"Old School" thinking is valuable in many ways, but in the case of Syn vs Dino, it is absolutely, positively, incorrect.