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[06SEUltra]

I have a Siberian Huskey  & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.


A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.  I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.  


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack  he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

And that is all I have to say on that subject.

[BK]

Good One  

[Coolbreeze]

I will be trying that out this evening if I get the chance...   lovely, just lovely.

[Screamin_Beagle]

No chance of me getting hit....If I could like my balls,  I'd never leave the house!!!!!!

[ace4059]

As David Letterman always says:"I'm not one to toot my own horn, but if I was able, I certainly would"!!!!