Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.
The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them
their only food.
Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot
a rescue boat coming...
One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe
my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating,
you've finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful
woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a
ring or earrings on her person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach
and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing. One said to the
other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months
now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time... So ... Do you think
we should... well... you know... screw her?"
"Out of WHAT ?!?" , asked the other lawyer.
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