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[05Ultra]

  This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
  I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
  When you are over sixty who gives a crap?

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  I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.  She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
  I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
  When you are over sixty who gives a crap?

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  I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
  "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
  After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose  patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
  I said,  "Yesterday."
  When you are over sixty who gives a crap?

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  I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
  The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
  I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
  When you are over sixty who gives a crap?

[gadgetz]

i need a rag to clean my laptop screen; I just spewed coffee all over it while reading these jokes. 


good ones. 

[dahsen]

 

[D-N-D]

 

[Texas Fat Boy]

Funny .........................

[Skillet]

I like that and old enough to use it.