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KingElvis

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Good News, Bad News
« on: February 05, 2014, 10:10:47 AM »
A lawyer calls a CEO of a huge company and says: "I have some good news and bad news"

The CEO replies: "I had a bad day, let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $ 20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $ 2 million...!"

Enthusiastically, the CEO says: "Well done, good news indeed. You made my day, what is the bad news?”

The lawyer answers, "these pictures are of u in bed with your secretary..."
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 03:42:49 PM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 10:15:33 PM »
Uh oh
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Most great stores start with a bad decision

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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2014, 01:05:13 PM »
and the good news was..............................................?
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Re: Good News, Bad News
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2014, 07:32:47 AM »
Now that's not funny
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