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The Maid wants a raise
« on: March 02, 2014, 10:36:22 AM »

The maid asked for a pay increase.

 


The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

 

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."


Wife: "Oh yeah?"


Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."


Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"


Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.


Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2014, 01:01:48 PM »

 :orange: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 08:28:09 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2014, 01:04:14 PM »

Busted!
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2014, 04:50:10 AM »

I need a maid, I'll take care of garden myself  :apple:
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2014, 02:09:53 PM »

RUT ROH!!!
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2014, 02:59:06 PM »

Made my day, thanks lol  ;D
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Re: The Maid wants a raise
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2014, 04:49:26 PM »

Good one.
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