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[Jock]

MC:  “Why are you pushing your thumb into your side?”

Contestant #13:  “Remember the Nike Pumps?  Same difference just a different body part.”      

[Jock]

MC:  “So it would appear that your parents are not from here, where are they from?”

Contestant #14:  “How could ya tell?  I was born and raised in Muscle Shoals, Alabama.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Alabama!  Really?  I think you are just pulling my leg.”

Contestant #14:  “My ole boy friend used that trick one time and I ain’t goin’ for it again.  My hand got messy.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “You can’t blame a guy for tryin’”

Contestant #14:  “Nope but I can find fault in his self-control.  It was over in less than 45 seconds!”      

[Jock]

MC:  “Do you find swim suit contest degrading to women?”

Contestant #15:  “Not at all!  What I do find degrading to women are MEN!”   

[Jock]

MC:  “So does that mean you prefer women over men?”

Contestant #15:  “No!  I prefer women over women!”      

[Jock]

MC:  Well then!  If two is company is three a crowd?”

Contestant #15:  “No but it’s a start!”      

[Jock]

MC:  “What does your tattoo say?”

Contestant #15:  “Can’t Touch This!”      

[Jock]

MC:  “16, what a cool age to be.  Did you do anything exciting at that age?”

Contestant #16:  “I experimented with sex.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Oh yeah!  Did you go all the way?”

Contestant #16:  “I said experimented not performed.  What kind of girl do you think I am?”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Not sure but something tells me that you enjoyed it.”

Contestant #16:  “You bet.  You know which area I enjoyed being paid attention to the most?  Here is a hint.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Why did you choose a two piece swim suit?”

Contestant #17:  “Who the hell wins in a one piece?”   

[Jock]

MC:  “What is the most attractive feature of a man?”

Contestant #17:  “His sense of humor, personality, common sense and use of toys.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Ever used a gag ball on your man?”

Contestant #17:  “No but I gagged on a ball one time.”      

[Jock]

MC:  “When is the last time a boyfriend broke up with you?”

Contestant #18:  “Men do not break up with me, I break up with them!”