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YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« on: May 02, 2014, 08:57:40 AM »
If you use your roof and a tarp as a water slide.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2014, 08:58:46 AM »
If you use a low boy trailer as a deck.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2014, 09:00:27 AM »
If you make your own sandals.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2014, 09:01:41 AM »
If you use a bottle as a shower head.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2014, 09:03:10 AM »
If you make your own A/C.  Actually, this one is pretty cool!  Get it?
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2014, 09:04:25 AM »
If you use a roll of duct tape as a drink holder.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2014, 09:06:53 AM »
If you make your Christmas tree out of tires.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2014, 09:07:39 AM »
if you eat here.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2014, 09:09:08 AM »
If this is your mail box.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2014, 09:10:47 AM »
And my favorite!  If you make your own dream catcher.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2014, 09:44:26 AM »
Quote from: 11hd110 on May 02, 2014, 08:57:40 AM
If you use your roof and a tarp as a water slide.

You would'a thunk that they might have thought about relocating the pool AWAY from those very close overhead power lines.  Of course, they are sliding off their roof so....
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2014, 10:18:27 AM »
Well heck, I must be a Ca. redneck. I've used the duct tape coffee holder and have a similar but commercial 12v cooler for our dog trailer
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2014, 10:48:13 AM »
I stole the Dreamcatcher!!!

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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2014, 01:45:02 PM »
All Great Ideas there !!!! :o ;D
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2014, 02:53:13 PM »
YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!

 If someone haulers "HOE DOWN" and your date hits the floor !
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