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YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« on: May 02, 2014, 08:57:40 AM »
If you use your roof and a tarp as a water slide.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2014, 08:58:46 AM »
If you use a low boy trailer as a deck.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2014, 09:00:27 AM »
If you make your own sandals.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2014, 09:01:41 AM »
If you use a bottle as a shower head.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2014, 09:03:10 AM »
If you make your own A/C.  Actually, this one is pretty cool!  Get it?
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2014, 09:04:25 AM »
If you use a roll of duct tape as a drink holder.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2014, 09:06:53 AM »
If you make your Christmas tree out of tires.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2014, 09:07:39 AM »
if you eat here.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2014, 09:09:08 AM »
If this is your mail box.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2014, 09:10:47 AM »
And my favorite!  If you make your own dream catcher.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2014, 09:44:26 AM »
Quote from: 11hd110 on May 02, 2014, 08:57:40 AM
If you use your roof and a tarp as a water slide.

You would'a thunk that they might have thought about relocating the pool AWAY from those very close overhead power lines.  Of course, they are sliding off their roof so....
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2014, 10:18:27 AM »
Well heck, I must be a Ca. redneck. I've used the duct tape coffee holder and have a similar but commercial 12v cooler for our dog trailer
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2014, 10:48:13 AM »
I stole the Dreamcatcher!!!

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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2014, 01:45:02 PM »
All Great Ideas there !!!! :o ;D
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2014, 02:53:13 PM »
YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!

 If someone haulers "HOE DOWN" and your date hits the floor !
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2014, 02:55:29 PM »
YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK:

 If you mow your lawn and find two cars !
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2014, 04:57:08 PM »
Is it OK if I line the bed of my truck with a tarp and use it as a swimming pool?

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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2014, 05:11:29 PM »
Actually,....I like that ice cooler AC unit. Let's see,.....fill my fairing lowers with ice, run ducts and flex pipe into my vest, and let airflow do the rest!
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2014, 05:28:48 PM »
Quote from: Ironhorse on May 02, 2014, 05:11:29 PM
Actually,....I like that ice cooler AC unit. Let's see,.....fill my fairing lowers with ice, run ducts and flex pipe into my vest, and let airflow do the rest!

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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2014, 05:51:26 PM »
Quote from: phato1 on May 02, 2014, 04:57:08 PM
Is it OK if I line the bed of my truck with a tarp and use it as a swimming pool?

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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2014, 06:34:05 PM »
Aircraft owners have been using these for years.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2014, 09:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Ironhorse on May 02, 2014, 05:11:29 PM
Actually,....I like that ice cooler AC unit. Let's see,.....fill my fairing lowers with ice, run ducts and flex pipe into my vest, and let airflow do the rest!
or put it on that dam catalytic converter  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2014, 10:59:40 AM »
Dog gone, that the reason I keep 2 rolls of duck tape on top of my tool box, one to use and one to keep from spilling my coffee
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2014, 08:50:40 PM »
Quote from: 110 Mofo on May 02, 2014, 02:55:29 PM
YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK:

 If you mow your lawn and find two cars !

True rednecks don't mow the lawn. We either cut the grass, or let our goats do it.
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Re: YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK!
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2014, 05:11:20 PM »
LOL. Spit tea when I saw the Dream Catcher.
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