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[Twolanerider]

Courtney Love could be that gender non specific corpse.  No makeup needed.

Last episode a surprised Jax learns he is the Evil Twin of Dax, who has had amnesia while secretly living in Ireland, but magically recovers after a box of Lucky Charms hits him on his head.  Dax becomes club president after Jax dies after beating Gemma to death with a chicken, then cooks the chicken & dies from choking on a chicken bone. Dax then adds a chicken bone to the club patch.

Jadzia Dax?  Cool.....

[owl893]

Mom not rideing a Escalade any more shes in a Navigator

OK, but she's NOT gettin' one of those either, probably a Hearse.
Jadzia Dax?  That really would be in the future.
Good thing this is the last season, we're already making fun of it.

OWL

[Twolanerider]

OK, but she's NOT gettin' one of those either, probably a Hearse.
Jadzia Dax?  That really would be in the future.
Good thing this is the last season, we're already making fun of it.

OWL

You've got to admit a time traveling hog would be cool....  Maybe not quite as cool as a Tardis, but still pretty f&%)(ng cool.

[iski]

I had to Google Jadzia.  Trills, Ezri Dax, Worf, & destroyed orbs.  Have no idea what any of that is, but it sounds science fiction-tific.

Similar to the intricate plot loops & twists of the Beverly Hillbillies, but with Harleys & spaceships instead of Jedi Clampett.

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I can't believe it...my SOA post has been hijacked by the Beverly Hillbillies. Old man Teller is rolling over in his grave...I am sure of it.

[Twolanerider]

I had to Google Jadzia.  Trills, Ezri Dax, Worf, & destroyed orbs.  Have no idea what any of that is, but it sounds science fiction-tific.

Similar to the intricate plot loops & twists of the Beverly Hillbillies, but with Harleys & spaceships instead of Jedi Clampett.

Just think how cool the show would be that had The Beverly Hillbillies riding in a TARDIS being chased by Jadzia Dax and Worf all the way to Charming, California only to be shot down by the Sons of Anarchy?

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...Dax is HOT!!!

[Twolanerider]

...Dax is HOT!!!

I always dug the spots.....

[iski]

Just think how cool the show would be that had The Beverly Hillbillies riding in a TARDIS being chased by Jadzia Dax and Worf all the way to Charming, California only to be shot down by the Sons of Anarchy?

Eliie May dialogue each show last seadon:  "Jax!! Quit being so mean to those critters!"

Beverly Hillbillies have the secrets of the universe.



And they have a cement pond.

[owl893]

maybe that is why Walton Goggins character is named "VENUS".  It all makes sense now, Tig and Venus ride off on a space Hog but are transported on to the Enterprise where they are taken to the planet Andromeda and start the new series the "Sons of Andromeda". The planet is run by an evil Queen named Gemomma who constantly interferes with club business and causes them all kinds of trouble. 

Look for Wil Wheaton to beam in and begin a friendship with Tig and Venus.  Wil is androgynous and both Tig and Venus will overload into sexual nirvana by having a partner that is both male and female at the same time. He will convince them to build the space Hog and.......................

WAIT, sorry, is this "what I did on my CVO today"?  I better go back to bed...................

OWL

[Twolanerider]

Eliie May dialogue each show last seadon:  "Jax!! Quit being so mean to those critters!"

Beverly Hillbillies have the secrets of the universe.



And they have a cement pond.

If you really wanted to screw with the Sons it wouldn't be this weird Dr. Who, Beverly Hillbillies, Star Trek, Sons conglomeration.  It would be all that mixed with some zombie show and Jax and the boys wake up one morning to find everyone they've killed outside the TM garage all in pink tutu and prancing / dancing around the parking lot while all holding automatic weapons of some sort waiting to blow their asses away (then, of course, the Sons "run away" and escape in the TARDIS-Hog only to be touched by the Angels).

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If you really wanted to screw with the Sons it wouldn't be this weird Dr. Who, Beverly Hillbillies, Star Trek, Sons conglomeration.  It would be all that mixed with some zombie show and Jax and the boys wake up one morning to find everyone they've killed outside the TM garage all in pink tutu and prancing / dancing around the parking lot while all holding automatic weapons of some sort waiting to blow their asses away (then, of course, the Sons "run away" and escape in the TARDIS-Hog only to be touched by the Angels).

Ok now you lost me...where the HELL did the angels come from???

[Twolanerider]

Ok now you lost me...where the HELL did the angels come from???

That's part of why they're scary.  No one knows where they came from.... 

Ok, it's another Doctor Who reference.  The Weeping Angels.  Picture in your mind that every statue is a potential murderous predator.  Though most aren't.  But just enough are to be out there.  Except they don't, indeed can't, move when you're looking at them.  So you always have to look at them.  Can't blink, can't turn away, can't run away.  Because when you're not looking at them they can move; quickly.  And if they touch you you're gone.

[BigLew]

This thing is so far removed from real life that Sutter can finish it any way he wants to but it will not make any sense. More a joke than anything else. The only reason I watch now is............well I don'r have a good reason. LOL

BigLew

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Yeah Big Lou, I know what ya mean...I don't have a life either...