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[Twolanerider]

Damn NSA surveilance is everywhere these days. 

I blame Global Warming of course.



What I learned from this week's episode:

Club president white tennis shoes whiter than white.  Maybe gets a new pair every week?  Because, riding...

After shooting fellow club guy in head, white tennis shoes are white & red.

New shoes time?

I have noticed the overly white sneakers before.  They are ALWAYS white.  Whiter than white.  Preposterously white.  Unbelievably white; indeed.  As if they somehow jump off his feet and hide up his pant legs before a ride.  They are even white on top of the left shoe so you know he must be riding a bike that's actually equipped with an automatic transmission because he never shifts.  Incredulously white.  Unless the spectral presence of Pam Ewing is there to lick them clean every moment of every day.  But then they'd get all brown and slobbery.  So even that's not it.  In fact it was this disciplined study of the white shoes that first led me to understand this show was.... wait for it.....  FICTION!

[mrmagloo]

Imho, they should have had a single episode wrapup after the last season finale.  This season has definitely jumped the shark, imho. I'm frankly quite surprised Ashton Kutcher hasn't popped in as a notorious hit man.

[owl893]

I have noticed the overly white sneakers before.  They are ALWAYS white.  Whiter than white.  Preposterously white.  Unbelievably white; indeed.  As if they somehow jump off his feet and hide up his pant legs before a ride.  They are even white on top of the left shoe so you know he must be riding a bike that's actually equipped with an automatic transmission because he never shifts.  Incredulously white.  Unless the spectral presence of Pam Ewing is there to lick them clean every moment of every day.  But then they'd get all brown and slobbery.  So even that's not it.  In fact it was this disciplined study of the white shoes that first led me to understand this show was.... wait for it.....  FICTION!

In the first webcast they discussed the white shoes.  Apparently it is the number one item questioned by fans, and Charlie Hunnan said he "wondered about it" himself. They claim this IS the So-Cal "look" and consistent with the dress code of the totally cool, psychopathic, mass murdering, gun running, California hard core biker president. He made it sound like he is a modern day Beach Boy. I was kinda hoping for a few tracks like "I get around" or "Good Vibrations" to drift in under a scene or two. I guess Kurt decided not to "spoof" himself yet. Too bad, there's a place for Charlie Sheen just waiting.

OWL

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I am a little surprised not to see any of the bright whites here in the east. I do see tennies once in a while but not the new clean Jax ones.

[iski]

I have noticed the overly white sneakers before.  They are ALWAYS white.  Whiter than white.  Preposterously white.  Unbelievably white; indeed.  As if they somehow jump off his feet and hide up his pant legs before a ride.  They are even white on top of the left shoe so you know he must be riding a bike that's actually equipped with an automatic transmission because he never shifts.  Incredulously white.  Unless the spectral presence of Pam Ewing is there to lick them clean every moment of every day.  But then they'd get all brown and slobbery.  So even that's not it.  In fact it was this disciplined study of the white shoes that first led me to understand this show was.... wait for it.....  FICTION!

Channeling Pat Boone & humming "April Love".....

Fiction?!!!!?   Well burst my bubbles with an AK-47, all this time I thought they were following an actual biker gang around the real fictitious town of Charming & filming the hijinks & hullabaloo and/or shenanigans like a reality tv show complete with 75% of the daily requirement of racial stereotypes speaking with the correctly stereotyped dialects. Martha Stewart has reportedly agreed to do a cameo on the show, but sadly it does not involve the odd use of a kitchen knife or her head in a sink full of Dawn dishwashing detergent.



Have embarked on a study of Victoria Principle as Pam Ewing.

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Pam does have a couple floatation devices doesn't she?

[2 ROSE]

Hey All,
FYI I just found out that H-D is giving away an SOA Harley at H-D.com/soa. The deadline I believe is tonight . I am sure I have a better chance of getting struck by lighting twice or Jax stabbing me in the head with a large fork than winning a Harley from the moco.

[kiro]

Certainly true, but I know a guy who won a new Breakout from Savannah H-D last month...

[iski]

Pam does have a couple floatation devices doesn't she?

Yes & I suspect even though they are not Coast Guard approved, they would work just fine in a pinch. 

[Royalroadie]

Yes & I suspect even though they are not Coast Guard approved, they would work just fine in a pinch.

.  Did you say pinch?

[iski]

.  Did you say pinch?

Yes.

Could have said they would be great fun for motorboating, but I did not say that.

[Twolanerider]

Yes.

Could have said they would be great fun for motorboating, but I did not say that.

They (VP's [Principal, not Biden] boobs) are large enough that the aforementioned white sneakers could be hidden in between.  Huh, wonder if they'd stay white in their too ?

[iski]

They (VP's [Principal, not Biden] boobs) are large enough that the aforementioned white sneakers could be hidden in between.  Huh, wonder if they'd stay white in their too ?

If Vicky has a spray tan then they would turn orange.  No spray tan they would be white unless she was jello or Mazola wrestling with the porno gal hos on SOA.  Probabilty of blood red color due to sprayages on last 3 episodes is 75%+.

Maybe Gemma keeps Jax's sneakers whiter than white with Glare?

[Twolanerider]

If Vicky has a spray tan then they would turn orange.  No spray tan they would be white unless she was jello or Mazola wrestling with the porno gal hos on SOA.  Probabilty of blood red color due to sprayages on last 3 episodes is 75%+.

Maybe Gemma keeps Jax's sneakers whiter than white with Glare?

Oh yeah, Glare; that chit will shine anything (if you've got a few hours).  Not only would it work on VP it would actually brighten up Biden; and I'd have thought that was damned near impossible.

[iski]

Oh yeah, Glare; that chit will shine anything (if you've got a few hours).  Not only would it work on VP it would actually brighten up Biden; and I'd have thought that was damned near impossible.

Brighten up Biden?  Beyond fiction, more like fantasy poly sci fiction....  unless...  you are referring to Glaring his hair plugs to brighten them up.

BTW, while we are on the subject - do you know what kind of oil the SOA uses in their bikes?  Syn3?  Mazola?   West Texas Light Crude with a dash of sage?