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Subject: Sportsman's Double
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:37:04 PM »


>    Subject: Sportsman's Double
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>    I met an older woman at a bar last night.
>    She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old.
>    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she
> probably
>    had a really hot daughter.
>
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>    We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's
>    Double?
>
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>    'What's that? I asked. '
>    It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
>    As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter
> might
>    look like,
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>    I said, 'No, I haven't.'
>    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky
>    night.'
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>    We went back to her place. We walked in.
>    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
>
>    'Mom...you still awake?'
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Re: Subject: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2015, 06:30:22 AM »

 :o :o ;D
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Re: Subject: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2015, 09:21:32 AM »

LOL - that would be my luck... Thanks for the laugh!  :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno:
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Re: Subject: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2015, 03:47:06 PM »

One of my favorite jokes.  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Subject: Sportsman's Double
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2015, 06:40:28 PM »

Heard it before but still a hoot...
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