Topic: I thought you were my wife (Read 1241 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** January 06, 2015, 01:07:40 PM »

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar. After staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable assh*le!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

D-N-D · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2015, 01:35:04 PM »

grayghost731 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2015, 07:15:55 PM »

TXGator · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2015, 06:36:33 PM »

muddypaws · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2015, 07:46:51 PM »

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Texas Fat Boy

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