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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 16HD117 on February 13, 2007, 05:06:17 PM
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1. Smoked pot -- $10
2. Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4. Woke up in the morning, did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
5. Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
6. Had sex for money -- $100
7. Ever had sex with an animal (four legged) -- $20
8. Vandalized something -- $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10. Beat up someone -- $20
11. Been jumped -- $10
12. Crossed dressed -- $10
13. Given money to stripper -- $25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $10
26. Masturbated -- $10
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
28. Done oral -- $5
29. Got oral -- $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
31. Stole something -- $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33. Made a nasty home video -- $15
34. Had a threesome -- $50
35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42. Went streaking -- $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44. Been arrested -- $5
45. Spent time in jail -- $15
46. Peed in the pool -- $0.50
47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
48. Done something you regret -- $20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
51. Had anal sex -- $100
52. Lied to your mate -- $5
53. Lied to your mate a bout the sex being good -- $25
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Clarification please.
#6) Specifically money? Or any compensation like working on car, household plumbing, etc etc etc?
#12) Do Halloween or costume parties count?
#45) Just American?
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I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!
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I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!
Go ahead and answer HB. Can't be too bad. Depending on those three qualifiers up there I'm only at 10 cents after all....
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I stopped counting around 850.51
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Go ahead and answer HB. Can't be too bad. Depending on those three qualifiers up there I'm only at 10 cents after all....
I'm still trying to figure out how you got 10 cents when the cheapest thing is $5.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you got 10 cents when the cheapest thing is $5.
#15. Apparently that's a small infraction.
AJ, you really were ahead of me. I got to $775.60. But I did still need clarification on those three listed above :drink: .
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This can not be accurate. I counted $705.60 (although I don't pee in the pool anymore) and haven't been in jail more than overnight! ::) Hoist! 8)
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Well,
$830.60...........but the weighing system sucks..........I want a new system damnit!!!!
_Beags
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Clarification please.
#6) Specifically money? Or any compensation like working on car, household plumbing, etc etc etc?
#12) Do Halloween or costume parties count?
#45) Just American?
#6) Money only! All that other stuff is just part of being married or having a steady girlfriend!
#12) Parties don't count.
#45) Any jail. In fact, if it was in a third world country, you can make it $50.00
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475.60 ?
I musta been a deprived youngun. :-\
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I'm sorry folks, but #38 should be at least a minimum of $1,500. and automatically include the jail time fee.
I scored $470. Just a normal biker.
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it says OLDER,, not 10 years old
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I must just be lucky...Grand total is $835.60
What I want to know does anyone's wife have a higher fine??
Mark
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Damn! Well over $700.00, and still a free man!!!! yeehaw!
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it says OLDER,, not 10 years old
Well %^&*(%$, I looked at it, and it does.
My Lisdexiya and half-heimers must be getting worse in my old age.
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Should I be adding up multiple infractions???
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Should I be adding up multiple infractions???
No, just the first. :2vrolijk_21:
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$635.50 for me.
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
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#6) Money only! All that other stuff is just part of being married or having a steady girlfriend!
#12) Parties don't count.
#45) Any jail. In fact, if it was in a third world country, you can make it $50.00
Ok, appreciate the clarifications. I think I end up at $825.60 then.
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Damn! Well over $700.00, and still a free man!!!! yeehaw!
Shannon, what everyone isn't realizing is that the big $$$ scores don't mean that anyone is a badass. Only that we're all old now and have had the opportunity to be stupid for a really long time. Give it long enough and things just add up :huepfenlol2: .
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Ok...I must have had a half decent time, but I don't remember...
$775.50
Oops, missed one...
$795.50
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Hummm......came up with $885.60. Sounds like I need to see a shrink! The part that really bothers me is that I was very honest with the answers and I'm a bit worried now. Am I normal? I just don't know. I've got to get me a JD and roll one to get my head back together. I'm so ashamed...... :-[ :-[
Ugly John
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Aproximatly 905 and did 6 months but i voted wrong i voted between 300 to 500.I tought the question was annual traffic fines i got while riding than i saw the questions.
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$665....and change.
This might be old..but it's good.
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Cool. A little over $50 more than I was three years ago. Not dead yet! Awesome.
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glad to see I am in such esteemed company in the 500 - 700 group, man could not keep the smile off my face when answering several of these, ahhh memories :2vrolijk_21:
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Damn $870 here
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Crap, I keep loosing track thinking about them. I can't add that high in my head & I'm not getting the calculator
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huh..... 650.6
But I am not done living yet... and no jail time....
does she have to be in jail... or can she be on work release?!?!
just wondering....
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570.10 :2vrolijk_21:
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570.10 :2vrolijk_21:
Did you figure in the conversion Marty?
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$1005.60, and our dollar is almost at par. :'(
Was I targeted here? Did my significant other put you guys up to this? :nixweiss:
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625.60. but i may have lied about cross dressing.
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for clarification, is this in one day or can it be over several days???? :mango:
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Only 555.60!
Looks like I've got some New Years resolutions to work on! :orange: :orange: :orange:
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Dam! :o $835.60, and what I did in a Blackout, only somebody else knows. That's scary. :-[ Later--HUBBARD
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your only supposed to count #26 as one time guys. :huepfenlol2:
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$670.25 and still do the combo of 1 & 35 every chance I get.
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I aint no where bad as you guys. $795.50
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So has anyone had to explain the origins of your "fine" to your wife, girlfriend or other? :nervous: :huepfenlol2: :drink:
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So has anyone had to explain the origins of your "fine" to your wife, girlfriend or other? :nervous: :huepfenlol2: :drink:
Not at the same time. :D :D :D
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
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Not at the same time. :D :D :D
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
:vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: That'd be a lot of 'splaining
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:vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: :vrolijk27: That'd be a lot of 'splaining
You got that right.. more then I'd probably live thru. :behead: :rifle:
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman:
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$820.60