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WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« on: February 13, 2007, 05:06:17 PM »

1.          Smoked pot -- $10
2.          Did acid -- $5
3.          Ever had sex at church -- $25
4.          Woke up in the morning, did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
5.          Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
6.          Had sex for money -- $100
7.          Ever had sex with an animal (four legged) -- $20
8.          Vandalized something -- $20
9.          Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10.        Beat up someone -- $20
11.        Been jumped -- $10
12.        Crossed dressed -- $10
13.        Given money to stripper -- $25
14.        Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15.        Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
16.        Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17.        Ever drive drunk -- $20
18.        Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19.        Used toys while having sex -- $30
20.        Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21.        Went skinny dipping -- $5
22.        Had sex in a pool -- $20
23.        Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24.        Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25.        Cheated on your significant other -- $10
26.        Masturbated -- $10
27.        Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
28.        Done oral -- $5
29.        Got oral -- $5
30.        Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
31.        Stole something -- $10
32.        Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33.        Made a nasty home video -- $15
34.        Had a threesome -- $50
35.        Had sex in the wild -- $20
36.        Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37.        Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38.        Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39.        Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40.        Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41.        Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42.        Went streaking -- $5
43.        Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44.        Been arrested -- $5
45.        Spent time in jail -- $15
46.        Peed in the pool -- $0.50
47.        Played spin the bottle -- $5
48.        Done something you regret -- $20
49.        Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50.        Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
51.        Had anal sex -- $100
52.        Lied to your mate -- $5
53.        Lied to your mate a bout the sex being good -- $25

           
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 05:22:22 PM »

Clarification please.

#6) Specifically money?  Or any compensation like working on car, household plumbing, etc etc etc?

#12) Do Halloween or costume parties count?

#45) Just American?
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 05:49:59 PM »

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 05:57:43 PM »

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!

Go ahead and answer HB.  Can't be too bad.  Depending on those three qualifiers up there I'm only at 10 cents after all....
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 05:58:22 PM »

I stopped counting around 850.51

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 05:59:44 PM »

Go ahead and answer HB.  Can't be too bad.  Depending on those three qualifiers up there I'm only at 10 cents after all....

I'm still trying to figure out how you got 10 cents when the cheapest thing is $5.
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 06:12:47 PM »

I'm still trying to figure out how you got 10 cents when the cheapest thing is $5.

#15.  Apparently that's a small infraction. 

AJ, you really were ahead of me.  I got to $775.60.  But I did still need clarification on those three listed above  :drink: .
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2007, 06:24:49 PM »

This can not be accurate. I counted $705.60 (although I don't pee in the pool anymore) and haven't been in jail more than overnight! ::) Hoist! 8)
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2007, 06:38:34 PM »

Well,
    $830.60...........but the weighing system sucks..........I want a new system damnit!!!!




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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 08:26:10 AM »

Clarification please.

#6) Specifically money?  Or any compensation like working on car, household plumbing, etc etc etc?

#12) Do Halloween or costume parties count?

#45) Just American?

#6)  Money only!  All that other stuff is just part of being married or having a steady girlfriend!

#12)  Parties don't count.

#45)  Any jail.  In fact, if it was in a third world country, you can make it $50.00

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 09:59:24 AM »

475.60 ?

I musta been a deprived youngun. :-\
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 10:38:50 AM »

I'm sorry folks, but #38 should be at least a minimum of $1,500. and automatically include the jail time fee.

I scored $470. Just a normal biker.
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 11:59:08 AM »

it says OLDER,,  not 10 years old
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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 03:34:51 PM »

I must just be lucky...Grand total is $835.60

What I want to know does anyone's wife have a higher fine??

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Re: WHAT'S YOUR FINE?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 03:35:35 PM »

Damn!  Well over $700.00, and still a free man!!!!    yeehaw!
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