Topic: WHAT'S YOUR FINE? (Read 5856 times)

16HD117 · « **on:** February 13, 2007, 05:06:17 PM »

1. Smoked pot -- $10
2. Did acid -- $5
3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
4. Woke up in the morning, did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
5. Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
6. Had sex for money -- $100
7. Ever had sex with an animal (four legged) -- $20
8. Vandalized something -- $20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
10. Beat up someone -- $20
11. Been jumped -- $10
12. Crossed dressed -- $10
13. Given money to stripper -- $25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- $10
26. Masturbated -- $10
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
28. Done oral -- $5
29. Got oral -- $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
31. Stole something -- $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
33. Made a nasty home video -- $15
34. Had a threesome -- $50
35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
42. Went streaking -- $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
44. Been arrested -- $5
45. Spent time in jail -- $15
46. Peed in the pool -- $0.50
47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
48. Done something you regret -- $20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
51. Had anal sex -- $100
52. Lied to your mate -- $5
53. Lied to your mate a bout the sex being good -- $25

Twolanerider · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:22:22 PM »

Clarification please.

#6) Specifically money? Or any compensation like working on car, household plumbing, etc etc etc?

#12) Do Halloween or costume parties count?

#45) Just American?

HogBreath · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:49:59 PM »

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:57:43 PM »

Quote from: HogBreath on February 13, 2007, 05:49:59 PM

I refuse to answer on grounds that may intimidate me!

Go ahead and answer HB. Can't be too bad. Depending on those three qualifiers up there I'm only at 10 cents after all....

hard10 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:58:22 PM »

I stopped counting around 850.51

HogBreath · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2007, 05:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on February 13, 2007, 05:57:43 PM

Go ahead and answer HB. Can't be too bad. Depending on those three qualifiers up there I'm only at 10 cents after all....

I'm still trying to figure out how you got 10 cents when the cheapest thing is $5.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2007, 06:12:47 PM »

Quote from: HogBreath on February 13, 2007, 05:59:44 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how you got 10 cents when the cheapest thing is $5.

#15. Apparently that's a small infraction.

AJ, you really were ahead of me. I got to $775.60. But I did still need clarification on those three listed above

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Hoist! · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2007, 06:24:49 PM »

This can not be accurate. I counted $705.60 (although I don't pee in the pool anymore) and haven't been in jail more than overnight!

Hoist!

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2007, 06:38:34 PM »

Well,
$830.60...........but the weighing system sucks..........I want a new system damnit!!!!

_Beags

16HD117 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on February 13, 2007, 05:22:22 PM

Clarification please.

#6) Specifically money? Or any compensation like working on car, household plumbing, etc etc etc?

#12) Do Halloween or costume parties count?

#45) Just American?

#6) Money only! All that other stuff is just part of being married or having a steady girlfriend!

#12) Parties don't count.

#45) Any jail. In fact, if it was in a third world country, you can make it $50.00

harleyteam · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:59:24 AM »

475.60 ?

I musta been a deprived youngun. $:-\$

Ironhorse · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2007, 10:38:50 AM »

I'm sorry folks, but #38 should be at least a minimum of $1,500. and automatically include the jail time fee.

I scored $470. Just a normal biker.

harleyteam · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2007, 11:59:08 AM »

it says OLDER,, not 10 years old

07 CVO · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2007, 03:34:51 PM »

I must just be lucky...Grand total is $835.60

What I want to know does anyone's wife have a higher fine??

Mark

Coolbreeze · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2007, 03:35:35 PM »

Damn! Well over $700.00, and still a free man!!!! yeehaw!

Ironhorse · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:35:05 PM »

Quote from: harleyteam on February 14, 2007, 11:59:08 AM

it says OLDER,, not 10 years old

Well %^&*(%$, I looked at it, and it does.
My Lisdexiya and half-heimers must be getting worse in my old age.

thatrhinoguy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:07:01 AM »

Should I be adding up multiple infractions???

16HD117 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:14:38 AM »

Quote from: thatrhinoguy on February 15, 2007, 07:07:01 AM

Should I be adding up multiple infractions???

No, just the first.

Fired00d · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:23:49 AM »

$635.50 for me.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

Twolanerider · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:39:27 PM »

Quote from: 07hd110 on February 14, 2007, 08:26:10 AM

#6) Money only! All that other stuff is just part of being married or having a steady girlfriend!

#12) Parties don't count.

#45) Any jail. In fact, if it was in a third world country, you can make it $50.00

Ok, appreciate the clarifications. I think I end up at $825.60 then.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Coolbreeze on February 14, 2007, 03:35:35 PM

Damn! Well over $700.00, and still a free man!!!! yeehaw!

Shannon, what everyone isn't realizing is that the big $$$ scores don't mean that anyone is a badass. Only that we're all old now and have had the opportunity to be stupid for a really long time. Give it long enough and things just add up

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Midnight Rider · « **Reply #21 on:** February 16, 2007, 05:44:49 PM »

Ok...I must have had a half decent time, but I don't remember...

$775.50

Oops, missed one...

$795.50

UglyJohn · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:34:25 PM »

Hummm......came up with $885.60. Sounds like I need to see a shrink! The part that really bothers me is that I was very honest with the answers and I'm a bit worried now. Am I normal? I just don't know. I've got to get me a JD and roll one to get my head back together. I'm so ashamed......

Ugly John

altugo · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2007, 02:28:21 PM »

Aproximatly 905 and did 6 months but i voted wrong i voted between 300 to 500.I tought the question was annual traffic fines i got while riding than i saw the questions.

dayne66 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 04, 2011, 08:16:43 PM »

$665....and change.

This might be old..but it's good.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #25 on:** January 04, 2011, 09:04:32 PM »

Cool. A little over $50 more than I was three years ago. Not dead yet! Awesome.

deekay · « **Reply #26 on:** January 04, 2011, 09:44:03 PM »

glad to see I am in such esteemed company in the 500 - 700 group, man could not keep the smile off my face when answering several of these, ahhh memories

PierceEye · « **Reply #27 on:** January 04, 2011, 09:59:11 PM »

Damn $870 here

Sklywag · « **Reply #28 on:** January 04, 2011, 10:06:31 PM »

Crap, I keep loosing track thinking about them. I can't add that high in my head & I'm not getting the calculator

Invisible68 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 05, 2011, 12:50:16 AM »

huh..... 650.6

But I am not done living yet... and no jail time....

does she have to be in jail... or can she be on work release?!?!

just wondering....

martys · « **Reply #30 on:** January 05, 2011, 01:10:13 AM »

570.10

Twolanerider · « **Reply #31 on:** January 05, 2011, 01:17:52 AM »

Quote from: martys on January 05, 2011, 01:10:13 AM

570.10

Did you figure in the conversion Marty?

murphy · « **Reply #32 on:** January 05, 2011, 02:15:45 AM »

$1005.60, and our dollar is almost at par.

Was I targeted here? Did my significant other put you guys up to this?

AXIL · « **Reply #33 on:** January 05, 2011, 10:03:20 AM »

625.60. but i may have lied about cross dressing.

arcticdude · « **Reply #34 on:** January 05, 2011, 11:54:23 AM »

for clarification, is this in one day or can it be over several days?

Beemer · « **Reply #35 on:** January 06, 2011, 12:16:12 PM »

Only 555.60!

Looks like I've got some New Years resolutions to work on!

HUBBARD · « **Reply #36 on:** January 06, 2011, 03:37:15 PM »

Dam!

$835.60, and what I did in a Blackout, only somebody else knows. That's scary.

Later--HUBBARD

harleyteam · « **Reply #37 on:** January 06, 2011, 04:40:28 PM »

your only supposed to count #26 as one time guys.

kb · « **Reply #38 on:** January 06, 2011, 05:00:22 PM »

$670.25 and still do the combo of 1 & 35 every chance I get.

2k · « **Reply #39 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:29:25 PM »

I aint no where bad as you guys. $795.50

sadunbar · « **Reply #40 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:50:24 PM »

So has anyone had to explain the origins of your "fine" to your wife, girlfriend or other?

Fired00d · « **Reply #41 on:** January 08, 2011, 05:55:02 PM »

Quote from: sadunbar on January 08, 2011, 05:50:24 PM

So has anyone had to explain the origins of your "fine" to your wife, girlfriend or other?

Not at the same time.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

sadunbar · « **Reply #42 on:** January 08, 2011, 06:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Fired00d on January 08, 2011, 05:55:02 PM

Not at the same time.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

That'd be a lot of 'splaining

Fired00d · « **Reply #43 on:** January 08, 2011, 06:16:43 PM »

Quote from: sadunbar on January 08, 2011, 06:11:45 PM

That'd be a lot of 'splaining

You got that right.. more then I'd probably live thru.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

fresh oil and pipes · « **Reply #44 on:** January 08, 2011, 07:12:24 PM »

$820.60

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