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[Talon]

While I was watching football one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
 
 
 
During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids 
from a bottle.
 
  She got up, unplugged the TV, and dumped out my beer.
 
 . . . Sometimes it's tough being married to a  smart ass. 
 
 

[RJ749]

Subject: Estate Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father
and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his
fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than
men.