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[RJ749]

Drinks that Show Personality



Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

 Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.



Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................



Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!



Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.





PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE! 

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid


Wine:

He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.



Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.



White Zinfandel: He's gay!

[Hugh Janis]

I didn't see skim milk on that list.  I have no personality.  It's finally confirmed.

[oldharleyguy]

great list.   with your permission I will share this with my friends who have a sense of humor, not a sense of social conscience.

[RJ749]

great list.   with your permission I will share this with my friends who have a sense of humor, not a sense of social conscience.

That's how it got here

[AXIL]

right on the money