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deer camp
« on: November 25, 2009, 02:29:08 PM »

 

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank 's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank 's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am.
 
 
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Re: deer camp
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 02:35:45 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: deer camp
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 09:50:58 PM »

good one.. :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: deer camp
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 10:42:50 PM »

frank's gotta go home sooner or later.
POOR FRANK.
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Re: deer camp
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 08:06:21 PM »

That is a good one. I guess he will be staying at the camp site long after his friends go home  ;D ;D


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Re: deer camp
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 11:09:23 AM »

That's a keeper!   :D

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