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What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger is sitting next to you:

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:

7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

Have a good trip.
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Re: What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 04:32:34 PM »

Love it! your as sick as I am
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Re: What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 06:24:43 PM »

Funny for the moment, but I wonder what exactly they would charge you with....   ??? :nixweiss: :oops: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 06:32:24 PM »

Funny but I would hate to think of how much bigger and tougher than me my cellmate would be.
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Re: What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 09:01:23 PM »

OMG!   How funny!
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Re: What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 07:01:30 PM »

Funny,But I think THAT would get you hurt REAL BAD,real quick,if you were sitting with the right people.
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