A MONK DECIDES TO APPLY TO ONE OF THE STRICTEST ORDERS ; A FEW YEARS GO BY , THEN HE'S SUMMENED TO MEET WITH THE HEAD OF THE ORDER ' AS HE IS BEING TOLD THE RULES,HE'S INFORMED OF THE RESTRICTION OF NO TALKING ALLOWED , HE ACCEPTS THE TERMS & IS TAKEN TO HIS CHAMBERS. TEN YEARS GOES BY AND HE HAS SERVED FAITHFULLY; HE'S SUMMONED TO THE THE HEAD MONK'S OFFICE , WHERE HE IS TOLD YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SPEAK TWO WORDS , BECAUSE OF YOUR DECADE OF SERVICE , WHAT WOULD LIKE TO SAY , FOR THE RECORD ? HE REPLYS " FOOD BAD " THE HEAD MONK SAY'S NOTED THE FOOD ISN'T GOOD. THE MONK IS TAKEN BACK TO HIS CHAMBERS, TEN MORE YEARS GO BY & AGAIN HE'S SUMMONED;ONCE AGAIN HE'S ALLOWED TO SAY TWO WORDS FOR THE RECORD , THIS TIME HE SAY'S " BED HARD " ONCE AGAIN HE'S TAKEN BACK TO HIS DUTIES , TEN MORE YEARS GO BY , WHEN HE'S ALLOWED HIS TWO WORDS ,THIS TIME HE SAYS TO THE HEAD OF THE ORDER " I QUIT " ,AND THE HEAD MONK SAY'S "GOOD YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT BITCH,SINCE YOU GOT HERE!!"