Best joke for 2010 so far;l
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> George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and
Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red
phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for
calling back to Earth.
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks
for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England
and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her
that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
> Finally George Bush gets his turn
and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him
that the cost is $5.00.
> When Putin hears this he goes
ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
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> The devil smiles and replies,
"Since the new administration took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local
call."
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