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[DDavidson]

A Harley Rider was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2
days then skip a day…… and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.’
‘The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.’
When the Harley Rider returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
The Harley Rider nodded…’I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead by the 3rd day.’

‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.

‘No, from the  skippin’ !!

[CBW]

 

[Georgehjr]

Nice