AN OLD RABBI WAS RETIRING AFTER FIFTY YEARS , THROUGHOUT YEARS HE PERFORMED NUMEROUS CIRCUMCISIONS , ALL THOSE YEARS HE SAVED ALL OF THE FORESKINS , SO HE TAKES THEM TO A FRIEND WHO DOES LEATHER WORK , HE EXPLAINS THE SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO HIS FRIEND & ASKS HIM TO MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL . SEVERAL WEEKS GO BY, AND THE OLD RABBI FINALLY GETS THE CALL FROM HIS FRIENDS LEATHER SHOP , HE GOES IN NOT KNOWING WHAT HIS FRIEND HAD MADE ,HIS FRIEND GREETS HIM THEN PLACES A WALLET ON THE COUNTER , WHEN THE OLD RABBI SEES IT HE SCREAMS " A WALLET, A WALLET !! I BRING YOU 50 YEARS OF FORESKIN ,AND ALL YOU CAN MAKE IS A LOUSY WALLET!!" AH YES IS FRIEND SAYS , BUT IF YOU RUB IT, IT TURNS INTO A SUITCASE !!!