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The Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers
« on: January 01, 2011, 02:17:23 PM »

The Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?  Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.  Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all.  He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed.  Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.  "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked..  "Oh, yes, Pop Pop, it was really wonderful.  We didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipchit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 

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Re: The Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 05:37:41 PM »

Now that hits too close to home!  Thanks for the first laught of the year via a post.  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: The Difference Between Grandmothers & Grandfathers
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2011, 03:55:14 AM »

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