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Texas Fat Boy

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Sleeping with a dog
« on: October 08, 2012, 05:28:18 PM »

and don't forget the snoring
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 12:11:04 AM »

All true. Don't ask me how I know this.
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 05:45:44 AM »

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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 08:02:53 AM »

Fricken dogs,,,  they think they run the place.   :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 01:13:18 PM »

Fricken dogs,,,  they think they run the place.   :huepfenjump3:

They get what they want, so obviously they do run the place  :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 05:38:29 PM »

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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 11:26:33 PM »

Tex,
   I have 2 boxers that are about the same age, Dutch is about 100 lbs and the best old soul you'd ever want to meet. He'd love to lick you death (unless you mess with with mommy, he'd probably rip your throat out). Mylo on the other hand is taller than Dutch, 85 lbs and able to leap tall fences in a single bound.......needless to say, Mylo sleeps on the bed, cross ways, which usually doesn't matter because I travel alot for work.  But God as my judge, when he see's me come in the door when I do get home, I can see it in his eyes................."Oh look....Asshole is home" but still tries to push me out of MY bed, little prick.

Suzy will usually do position one (maybe she just like BIG dogs between her legs {we haven't had that conversation yet}) Stay tuned!

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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2012, 12:28:00 AM »

Tex,
   I have 2 boxers that are about the same age, Dutch is about 100 lbs and the best old soul you'd ever want to meet. He'd love to lick you death (unless you mess with with mommy, he'd probably rip your throat out). Mylo on the other hand is taller than Dutch, 85 lbs and able to leap tall fences in a single bound.......needless to say, Mylo sleeps on the bed, cross ways, which usually doesn't matter because I travel alot for work.  But God as my judge, when he see's me come in the door when I do get home, I can see it in his eyes................."Oh look....Asshole is home" but still tries to push me out of MY bed, little prick.

Suzy will usually do position one (maybe she just like BIG dogs between her legs {we haven't had that conversation yet}) Stay tuned!

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I had a Boxer once, that damn thing was an escape artiest when left out side in her pin. She was one hell of a climber.
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2012, 09:11:34 AM »

And don't forget those wafts of bad air that wake you up in the middle of the night as the dog or dogs breathe a sigh of relief and then continue to snore. :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2012, 12:32:06 PM »

Yea Terry, I always blame the dog too.   ;)
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Re: Sleeping with a dog
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2012, 10:28:17 PM »

Tex,
    A couple of years ago I had a grip-o-palm trees planted in my yard.  Now let me explain something, here in San Diego we don't have soil (you know....that brown chit that plants actually grow in.....) it's all decomposed granite with these really big round hard things called rocks.  So in order to plant these trees, they brought in jack hammers to dig the holes. Now I have a 6 foot fence in the dog run (good size for So. Cal like 15'X30') that they used to stay in. Soooooo.....
    I'm coming home from work one day and there's numb nuts (Mylo) running straight up the middle of the road.  I tried everything.........Taller fence.......aluminum dog rollers.....you name it and spent about a grand in the process on this crap) to keep him in.  I finally had to put a camera out there to figure out how the little bastard was getting out.  The footage is amazing,  super dog got a good running start and hurttled the 6 foot fence (I thought he was climbing out..), I'm just glad he never got hit by a car.............

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