Topic: The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. (Read 664 times)

89fxrs · « **on:** January 23, 2020, 03:03:01 PM »

The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Helen: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Phreakyz · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2020, 05:46:45 AM »

iski · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2020, 07:04:36 AM »

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