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Death and Stupidity
« on: February 17, 2020, 10:08:28 AM »

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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2020, 11:35:33 AM »

Good one
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2020, 12:35:22 PM »

Stupidity can cause death, so they have that in common as well.
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2020, 02:51:00 PM »

According to the American Medical Association, stupid people do not live as long as those that are smarter. The AMA also noted that because of their shorter lifespans they have learned to adapt by faster rates of reproduction.

Which brings me to the question of our times: How do you outthink stupid?
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2020, 03:34:26 PM »

Good question.  Stupid people - if they think - think stupidly. Could try thinking of the opposite of common sense, but that presumes stupid thinkers are predictable.

Presently I am working on outliving the marketing stamina of the Neptune Society.  They send me nicely crafted invitations each week, hoping I will take them up on their offer to burn myself up.  So far they have spent quite a bit of money in hopes of my committing to becoming a dead crispy critter. Am guessing they have deep pockets because they do not require any acknowledgement from me in order to continue their fiery quest.
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2020, 10:46:04 PM »

iski you should collect a stack of the mail from the Neptune society than make a video of you burning them, than post it to the company review's.
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2020, 12:30:52 AM »

iski you should collect a stack of the mail from the Neptune society than make a video of you burning them, than post it to the company review's.

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I like this. A lot.  Good idea, wish I had the last 3-4 years worth saved. Have a box set aside for a future YouTube bonfire video.
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2020, 12:32:50 AM »

I started getting invites to join AARP when I was 45. Pissed me off so I will not join them NO MATTER how old I get.
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2020, 12:54:18 AM »

AARP pisses me off too. Bastids.  I joined about 10 years to get the card, then cancelled a couple of months later to get the refund.  I ask for the AAARP discount & if the motel asks to see the card, I show them mine - way out of date - from 10 years ago.  Always works. 
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2020, 08:40:13 AM »

You could always blame memory loss if the expiration date is ever questioned.
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Re: Death and Stupidity
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2020, 10:29:25 AM »

That would be the truth.  Most chains have a senior discount these days anyway.
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