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[MJZ]

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange..........orange "
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"