Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his
life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, 'Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?'
Murphy said, 'I got to be honest with ya, Father; awhile back I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat
during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat.'
The priest said, 'Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed yur mind?'
Murphy said, 'Well, after I heard yur sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after
all.'
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, 'After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided ya would rather do without yur hat
than burn in Hell, right?'
Murphy shook his head and said, 'No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me
hat.'
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Topic: Irish Alzheimers (Read 423 times)