Topic: New HBRR Member! (Read 5113 times)

HUBBARD · « **on:** August 25, 2007, 12:51:14 AM »

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Be it known, by the power invested in me as Chairman, President, and CEO of the "HillBilly Rocket Riders, Inc.", a Delaware Corparation, licensed in the Great State of West Virginia, that one Harry Barringer, AKA "Unbalanced", has successfully completed the requirements and conditions to become a full fledged member of this said such orginazation. Therefore, I impose opon him the position of "Enforcer", of this August Institution. "To whom much is given, much is required." There endeth the lesson.

Latrer--HUBBARD

Twolanerider · « **Reply #1 on:** August 25, 2007, 01:25:17 AM »

Quote from: HUBBARD on August 25, 2007, 12:51:14 AM

Therefore, I impose opon him the position of "Enforcer", of this August Institution.

Carl, who gets the job in September

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HUBBARD · « **Reply #2 on:** August 25, 2007, 01:59:37 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 25, 2007, 01:25:17 AM

Carl, who gets the job in September ?

Twolane,
While I know you know the meaning of "AUGUST", forgive me of neglecting your legal expertise. You are hereby humbly appointed Cheif Legal Counsel, which comes with full-fledged membership, for "HBRR,Inc.", should you choose to accept this position. Please advise.

Later--HUBBARD

Twolanerider · « **Reply #3 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:08:58 AM »

Quote from: HUBBARD on August 25, 2007, 01:59:37 AM

Twolane,
While I know you know the meaning of "AUGUST", forgive me of neglecting your legal expertise. You are hereby humbly appointed Cheif Legal Counsel, which comes with full-fledged membership, for "HBRR,Inc.", should you choose to accept this position. Please advise. Later--HUBBARD

Well I'll be damned. A backdoor in to HBRR.

Carl, it's an honor and a privilege to be considered among such an oft bathed group of riders and friends. I most humbly accept

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Twolanerider, Cheif Legal Counsel, HBRR; got kind of a ring to it

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cuthbertss · « **Reply #4 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:20:32 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 25, 2007, 02:08:58 AM

Well I'll be damned. A backdoor in to HBRR.

Carl, it's an honor and a privilege to be considered among such an oft bathed group of riders and friends. I most humbly accept .

Twolanerider, Cheif Legal Counsel, HBRR; got kind of a ring to it .

oh god

Twolanerider · « **Reply #5 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:22:02 AM »

Quote from: cuthbertss on August 25, 2007, 02:20:32 AM

oh god

That would be "oh god, sir" dammit.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #6 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:22:42 AM »

And Carl's high minded thread starts going right down the dumper....

hard10 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:24:32 AM »

Quote from: cuthbertss on August 25, 2007, 02:20:32 AM

oh god

Watch out cuthbertss, you may be appointed Pastor or Deacon.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #8 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:25:40 AM »

Quote from: hard10 on August 25, 2007, 02:24:32 AM

Watch out cuthbertss, you may be appointed Pastor or Deacon.

Guidon bearer

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hard10 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:26:43 AM »

Cute: "HBRR CLC (whodathunkit)"

cuthbertss · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:27:28 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 25, 2007, 02:22:02 AM

That would be "oh god, sir" dammit.

yep

thats what 2Lane needs..another reason to have a big head!!!!!!!!!!

Twolanerider · « **Reply #11 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:43:57 AM »

Quote from: cuthbertss on August 25, 2007, 02:27:28 AM

yep

thats what 2Lane needs..another reason to have a big head!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not buyin' another helmet

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cuthbertss · « **Reply #12 on:** August 25, 2007, 02:44:47 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 25, 2007, 02:43:57 AM

I'm not buyin' another helmet !

LMAO

mr_magoo · « **Reply #13 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:58:54 AM »

Welcome to the site enjoy.

SBB · « **Reply #14 on:** August 25, 2007, 09:12:09 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 25, 2007, 02:22:42 AM

And Carl's high minded thread starts going right down the dumper....

Don

It did with the first post!

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Unbalanced · « **Reply #15 on:** August 25, 2007, 09:40:10 AM »

Mr. President Sir,

Talk about surprises to wake up to. I am honored by the appointment and accept.

So Mote it Be,

Rooster · « **Reply #16 on:** August 25, 2007, 12:00:03 PM »

Congrats guys on the new membership. I think someone is going to be the official BEER carrier that has a new cooler.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #17 on:** August 25, 2007, 12:14:02 PM »

Quote from: Rooster on August 25, 2007, 12:00:03 PM

Congrats guys on the new membership. I think someone is going to be the official BEER carrier that has a new cooler.

That's right. Consigliere' and Beverage Toter. It's an honorable calling.

Rooster · « **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2007, 12:33:04 PM »

Unbalanced · « **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2007, 03:27:00 PM »

Mr. President,

It seems as though the membership landscape of the HBRR has changed today. On the surface it seemed as though the HBRR went up 2 members with the possibility of the new beer carrier. Then after more careful scrutiny it seems on the surface anyhow that we have lost one member based on the changes in a signature. No longer a Proud HBRR Member.

Unbalanced · « **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2007, 03:27:45 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 25, 2007, 12:14:02 PM

That's right. Consigliere' and Beverage Toter. It's an honorable calling.

Has to carry Vodka and Orange Juice it's a must have requirement

Gettinold · « **Reply #21 on:** August 25, 2007, 06:36:09 PM »

Harry
Your losing your mind. Go back to bed. $:-\$

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #22 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:23:08 PM »

Quote from: hard10 on August 25, 2007, 02:24:32 AM

Watch out cuthbertss, you may be appointed Pastor or Deacon.

I may be wrong here, but I think you have to own a motorsickle to belong to this group. Scot specializes in OPR's

Unbalanced · « **Reply #23 on:** August 25, 2007, 08:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Gettinold on August 25, 2007, 06:36:09 PM

Harry
Your losing your mind. Go back to bed. $:-\$

Gramps of all the things I have lost in life my mind is the thing I miss the most.

Going back to bed now. Are we still expecting Gramps and Granny for Labor Day weekend? Did you get a hold of Jorge?

Let me know

Twolanerider · « **Reply #24 on:** August 25, 2007, 09:09:22 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on August 25, 2007, 08:23:08 PM

I may be wrong here, but I think you have to own a motorsickle to belong to this group. Scot specializes in OPR's

That's way too harsh Brian. So rude. He's got a bike. He doesn't specialize in other people's. It's more a fetish thing for him

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Fired00d · « **Reply #25 on:** August 25, 2007, 11:31:39 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on August 25, 2007, 08:23:08 PM

I may be wrong here, but I think you have to own a motorsickle to belong to this group. Scot specializes in OPR's

Hmmm, do we have another acronym here?? OPR = Other People's Rides. I guess that's better then OPP.

Ride Safe,
Fired00d

ccr · « **Reply #26 on:** August 26, 2007, 04:29:24 AM »

Wow! Congratulations Harry and Don for the prestigious honor. Sorry the club lost one of it's long standing members. Was the loss voluntary or were some of the club's code of conduct broken? And a Consigliere' and Beverage Toter too? Wow, what a wonderful club to belong to. I suspect my bank account will never hold enough money for the membership fee.

Would love to be around to sit in the parking lot on one of your meeting dates. Just to see how the HBBR members blow off steam after meetings.

porthole · « **Reply #27 on:** August 26, 2007, 06:18:51 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on August 25, 2007, 08:23:08 PM

I may be wrong here, but I think you have to own a motorsickle to belong to this group. Scot specializes in OPR's

Doh!

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #28 on:** August 26, 2007, 07:08:25 PM »

I think Don should have to wear one of those Tory Wig things at Hot Springs, since he's legal and all...Do I get a second?

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #29 on:** August 26, 2007, 07:41:33 PM »

Rhino · « **Reply #30 on:** August 26, 2007, 08:47:36 PM »

Second..

Quote from: TCnBham on August 26, 2007, 07:08:25 PM

I think Don should have to wear one of those Tory Wig things at Hot Springs, since he's legal and all...Do I get a second?

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2007, 09:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Rhino on August 26, 2007, 08:47:36 PM

Second..

....and ride beautch on Scot's bike down the main drag in Hot Springs...

cuthbertss · « **Reply #32 on:** August 26, 2007, 10:36:38 PM »

Glad i could entertain you kids even if aint here

SPIDERMAN · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2007, 10:41:49 PM »

Quote from: cuthbertss on August 26, 2007, 10:36:38 PM

Glad i could entertain you kids even if aint here

Scot,
It's like my old stand by, you know the joke that always gets a laugh even though everyone's heard it 1,000 times. If I had shown up in Nelson I'm sure I would have seen you on - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

you cousin's bike

naitram · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2007, 10:43:22 PM »

he takes alot of chit from us bout borrowing bikes but he really was on is own in nelson.....

cuthbertss · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2007, 10:45:09 PM »

Quote from: SPIDERMAN on August 26, 2007, 10:41:49 PM

Scot,
It's like my old stand by, you know the joke that always gets a laugh even though everyone's heard it 1,000 times. If I had shown up in Nelson I'm sure I would have seen you on - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
is all good

you cousin's bike

its all good
can you PM your cell number again..I need to mooch booze from you this week!

cuthbertss · « **Reply #36 on:** August 26, 2007, 10:46:15 PM »

Quote from: naitram on August 26, 2007, 10:43:22 PM

he takes alot of chit from us bout borrowing bikes but he really was on is own in nelson.....

actually..it ws 2lanes
lol

Twolanerider · « **Reply #37 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:57:58 AM »

Quote from: TCnBham on August 26, 2007, 07:08:25 PM

I think Don should have to wear one of those Tory Wig things at Hot Springs, since he's legal and all...Do I get a second?

Damn TC, had to think about that one for a minute. Sad signs of our own cultural and entertainment news seeping in even if you don't want it to. My first thought was "what chick name Tory is selling wigs and what the hell do they look like; that Spelling chick?"

Then it came to me..... Trouble is a lot of the English bar is itself finally out of the wigs. Maybe a lot of used ones on eBay or somewhere

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Twolanerider · « **Reply #38 on:** August 27, 2007, 01:01:21 AM »

Quote from: cuthbertss on August 26, 2007, 10:46:15 PM

actually..it ws 2lanes
lol

Sad fact is I wouldn't have missed it then

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Yours is all good and adjusted in now though. New seat all broken in and good to go. You probably don't even want to ride anything else at this point. Still got stock handlebars don't you Scot? In Hot Springs you'll have to try the alternatives for appearance but more importantly for feel. You'll be ready to spend more money on the bike by then won't you?

hard10 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2007, 01:12:24 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 27, 2007, 12:57:58 AM

Damn TC, had to think about that one for a minute. Sad signs of our own cultural and entertainment news seeping in even if you don't want it to. My first thought was "what chick name Tory is selling wigs and what the hell do they look like; that Spelling chick?"

Then it came to me..... Trouble is a lot of the English bar is itself finally out of the wigs. Maybe a lot of used ones on eBay or somewhere ?

Found this one on ebay for you

Twolanerider · « **Reply #40 on:** August 27, 2007, 01:16:33 AM »

Quote from: hard10 on August 27, 2007, 01:12:24 AM

Found this one on ebay for you

Oh yeah, that'd be a good riding look for me. No helmets required in Arkansas so could wear it around town in Hot Springs. Someone needs to Photoshop that thing on to my head and create some real art

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hard10 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 27, 2007, 01:23:28 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on August 27, 2007, 01:16:33 AM

Oh yeah, that'd be a good riding look for me. No helmets required in Arkansas so could wear it around town in Hot Springs. Someone needs to Photoshop that thing on to my head and create some real art .

I tried but couldn't find your picture.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #42 on:** August 27, 2007, 01:26:19 AM »

Quote from: hard10 on August 27, 2007, 01:23:28 AM

I tried but couldn't find your picture.

Here's one Mrs. Bubba took last year at Hot Springs. Make me wiggy.

naitram · « **Reply #43 on:** August 27, 2007, 10:45:52 AM »

Quote from: cuthbertss on August 26, 2007, 10:46:15 PM

actually..it ws 2lanes
lol

i htought it looked a lot like twolane's

Midnight Rider · « **Reply #44 on:** August 27, 2007, 06:26:08 PM »

Here's what I had in mind...

Gettinold · « **Reply #45 on:** August 27, 2007, 06:28:58 PM »

Quote from: TCnBham on August 27, 2007, 06:26:08 PM

Here's what I had in mind...

Good God Terry is that Don.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2007, 12:59:10 AM »

Quote from: Gettinold on August 27, 2007, 06:28:58 PM

Good God Terry is that Don.

Chit... I haven't had that much hair since... well; hell; I've NEVER had that much hair

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Jock · « **Reply #47 on:** September 02, 2007, 08:18:38 PM »

Harry and Don,

Congrats upon the appointments...I am certain you will service the chapter well.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #48 on:** September 02, 2007, 08:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Jock on September 02, 2007, 08:18:38 PM

Harry and Don,

Congrats upon the appointments...I am certain you will service the chapter well.

Jock, near as I can tell my only duty is hauling beverages. Hopefully I can handle that $:-\$ .

Jock · « **Reply #49 on:** September 02, 2007, 08:41:07 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on September 02, 2007, 08:24:05 PM

Jock, near as I can tell my only duty is hauling beverages. Hopefully I can handle that $:-\$ .

I must be missing something from HUBBARD's original statement?

I thought you were legal counsel.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #50 on:** September 02, 2007, 08:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Jock on September 02, 2007, 08:41:07 PM

I must be missing something from HUBBARD's original statement?

I thought you were legal counsel.

That's right. Consiliere' and beverage hauler. I'm just assuming the latter duty will get more call to action.

Jock · « **Reply #51 on:** September 02, 2007, 08:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on September 02, 2007, 08:46:13 PM

That's right. Consiliere' and beverage hauler. I'm just assuming the latter duty will get more call to action.

Well one way to look at it...You will always have a beverage available should you choose to have one.

Twolanerider · « **Reply #52 on:** September 02, 2007, 08:53:21 PM »

Quote from: Jock on September 02, 2007, 08:50:15 PM

Well one way to look at it...You will always have a beverage available should you choose to have one.

Amen sir! And a proper sense of priority to boot

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REGGAB · « **Reply #53 on:** September 03, 2007, 07:38:35 AM »

Quote from: Twolanerider on September 02, 2007, 08:53:21 PM

Amen sir! And a proper sense of priority to boot .

Damn skippy! Beer First.........Docket Always!

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