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9, 19, 21 in any order they choose!!!!!!

[porthole]

redheads 

[bknerr]

thank you Jock.

[Jock]

Who are the real blondes…   

[Jock]

Who has a little devil in ‘em…   

[Jock]

Who is trying to un-tie a frozen T-Shirt…   

[Jock]

Well it’s can’t be done so let’s meet the ladies…   

[Jock]

MC:  “Some would consider you a tall glass of water, what do you say to them?”

Contestant #1:  “I sure hope you are thirsty because I will fill you up!”

[Jock]

MC:  “What is your favorite position?”

Contestant #1:  “The pretzel!  With these legs I can wrap a man up like a pretzel twist!”   

[Jock]

MC:  “How many inches is it from your belly button to your swim suit bottom?”

Contestant #1:  “More than you got!”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Have you ever been told you look like Taylor Swift?”

Contestant #3:  “Yes all the time.  Have you ever been told that you look like a pervert?”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Can you sing any of her songs?”

Contestant #3:  “Yea.  We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.  I sang that to my last boy friend who said I was whiter than the cotton he was growing in his field.”

[Jock]

MC:  “Have you ever been on the other end of a booty call?”

Contestant #4:  “Why are you making one now while you are lookin’ at my azz?”   

[Jock]

MC:  “What do you look for in a man?”

Contestant #4:  “He must be tall, dark and handsome which is the exact opposite of you.”   

[Jock]

MC:  “Have you ever been told you have a pretty…”

Contestant #4:  “Smile?”

MC:  “No I was thinkin’ pair!”