> Two women were playing golf.
> One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
> a foursome of men playing the next hole.
>
> The ball hit one of the men.
>
> He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
> ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
>
> The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
>
> 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
> relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
>
> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
> replied.
>
> He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
> his hands at his groin.
>
> At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
>
> She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
> pants and put her hands inside.
>
> She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
> and asked, 'How does that feel?'
>
>
> He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken