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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: EZRIDN on December 20, 2012, 09:42:52 PM

Title: Possibly a new species...
Post by: EZRIDN on December 20, 2012, 09:42:52 PM

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.   

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function.   
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.   
History shows that this species mostly receives food stamps and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

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Post by: cvobiker on December 20, 2012, 10:03:55 PM

I think that UFO landed in east LA   

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Post by: D-N-D on December 21, 2012, 07:28:59 AM

 :o ;D

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Post by: smkymtnboy on December 21, 2012, 07:33:14 PM

all species evolve or go extinct. which way is this species headed?

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Post by: grayghost731 on December 21, 2012, 08:15:13 PM

Oh NO !    They have invaded Michigan   :-\

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Post by: Grey Ghost on December 21, 2012, 09:56:55 PM

Oh my Gosh . . . They are on every street corner in Portland, OR and the malls have been overtaken.

This sounds like something from an HG Wells novel

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Post by: senorjeem on December 22, 2012, 04:23:55 PM

 :-*  Up North here we call those Yo'tards!!

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Post by: mud man on December 22, 2012, 08:51:47 PM

ya... ??? ???huh?

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Post by: senorjeem on December 23, 2012, 03:53:03 PM

  Apparently you've never heard the mating call.....YO YO YO  :jalapeno:

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Post by: mud man on December 23, 2012, 07:23:10 PM

lol :huepfenlol2: