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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2007, 08:19:31 PM »
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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2007, 10:46:53 AM »
Quote from: HogBreath on May 14, 2007, 03:33:01 PM
iski,

I can't relate at all. My wife never screams or raises her voice at me. She's always ok if I ride too long, if I buy too much chrome, or drink too much. Shes always waiting for me at the door with a cold beer and helps me take my boots off. She sits a warm plate of food in my lap and tells me how lucky she is. You must be doing something wrong.

That's the biggest bunch of BS I've ever heard! ;D Hoist! 8)
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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2007, 11:05:27 AM »
Quote from: Hoist on May 24, 2007, 10:46:53 AM
That's the biggest bunch of BS I've ever heard! ;D Hoist! 8)

Yer right Hoistie... he left out the being waited on hand and foot and the times I fan him with a big feather and feed him shrimps and grapes!! Ungrateful I tell ya!!  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2007, 11:50:04 AM »
You guys are killin me... :P
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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2007, 09:47:37 AM »
How many merit points do I get for hauling furniture home
 from Myrtle Beach in the trailer with my bike???
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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2007, 10:21:03 AM »
Quote from: thatrhinoguy on May 25, 2007, 09:47:37 AM
How many merit points do I get for hauling furniture home
 from Myrtle Back in the trailer with my bike???

HAULING FURNITURE

* It is expected, so no bonus points. (0)
* In the trailer with your bike. (+10)
* Your bike gets hurt in even the smallest way. (+500)
* Your bike falls over and hurts the furniture . (-1000)

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Re: The Female Merit System
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2007, 12:49:38 PM »
No damage to bike or furniture. Maybe I'll get to go again next year.... She thinks I need a bigger trailer.....
« Last Edit: May 29, 2007, 12:56:40 PM by thatrhinoguy »
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