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Underwear Dust
« on: April 28, 2008, 02:36:01 PM »
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'!
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 02:41:40 PM »
BAHA! :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 02:52:23 PM »
Did it work? ???
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 01:36:36 PM »
Quote from: BigR55 on April 28, 2008, 02:52:23 PM
Did it work? ???

Yeah, it's a miracle if it grows.....
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 02:26:32 PM »
Thats why there are three ED drugs available, to help it grow. :orange:
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 02:36:14 PM »
Mycoxafloppin, Mydixaflop and Fixmysofty?
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 05:40:11 PM »
Which one would you reccomend to take daily to keep the P off my slippers? ???
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 10:53:45 PM »
Quote from: BigR55 on April 29, 2008, 05:40:11 PM
Which one would you reccomend to take daily to keep the P off my slippers? ???

How about a stronger right grip.  Start with forearm curls and finish with squeezing a stress ball........

We'll work on your aim later.
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2008, 08:20:10 AM »
Quote from: BigR55 on April 29, 2008, 05:40:11 PM
Which one would you reccomend to take daily to keep the P off my slippers? ???

Sit down
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2008, 12:35:54 PM »
Quote from: miker on April 30, 2008, 08:20:10 AM
Sit down

You sound like my wife.  :D
If I did that I would have to violate the real mens commandment of lowering the seat!  :nixweiss:
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2008, 01:40:53 PM »
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2008, 01:52:12 PM »
Quote from: BigR55 on April 29, 2008, 05:40:11 PM
Which one would you reccomend to take daily to keep the P off my slippers? ???

I have no experience of any of them in the past or present, so I can't recommend any of them. :nixweiss:

But I'm one of 57 million baby boomer's, aging gracefully so things are changing, so who knows what the future needs will be.  :bananarock:

I do the suggested exercises and it helps.  :oops::2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2008, 01:58:46 PM »
Good one, if you make her really mad, she might put weed be gone in there!!! :o
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2008, 02:01:47 PM »
Mebbee you'll git yer own pisser
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 01:33:27 PM »
Problem solved!

Just need to remodel my bathroom. Now I look forward to getting up several times a night and then washing my hands afterward! :apple:
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2008, 03:35:11 PM »
Problem solved :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Underwear Dust
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2008, 05:57:11 PM »
There must be a lot of "hand washing" going on, look at how red them arses are!!!
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