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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2009, 12:10:38 AM »

still he was a person with lots of problems...  no one could have become what he had without lots of anguish.  I feel bad for him anyway. Just my thoughts..
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2009, 06:51:02 AM »

but I can moonwalk :carrot: :jalapeno: :cucumber: :pepper: :bananarock:
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2009, 12:07:41 PM »

Coroners report that aprrox. time of death was ..when the big hand was on the litle hand.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 07:48:42 AM »

Funny how MJ spent his whole life making himself white now he will burn in hell and be all black again.......
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 07:58:43 AM »

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

Late-breaking news... they've decided against lego blocks. They're worried the kids would still choke on him.

Instead, they're going to make a big slide to be installed at NeverLand. That way the kids can go down on him...  :o
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2009, 12:48:53 AM »

the second autopsy revealed that he actually died from food poisoning,..........  yup, they found some 12 yr old nuts in his stomach  :puke:
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2009, 09:06:19 AM »

The American Chidrens Retail Clothing Association has decided to honor Michael by having little boys pants half off all next week.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 11:08:34 AM »

We can all judge MJ but the second he passed he met the real JUDGE and now he faces that. Remember we can all through stones but we will all meet our maker some day and he has the final decision.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 05:54:15 PM »

aw come on, we're just havin some fun.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2009, 07:20:01 PM »

We can all judge MJ but the second he passed he met the real JUDGE and now he faces that. Remember we can all through stones but we will all meet our maker some day and he has the final decision.

This is the HUMOR section not the moral consciense page, not judging anyone.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 07:26:34 AM »

and Sister Gabriella thought it was funny too. she said it was ok to laugh
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2009, 02:33:05 PM »

Well there you have it!
All is good.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2009, 05:46:46 PM »

I see he cancelled 2 more dates in London -


Phillip aged 9 and Andrew aged 12

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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2009, 08:39:14 AM »

Now I have to print this entire thread.  I don't want to forget any of these. :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2009, 03:49:05 PM »

UPDATE on the food poisoning, besides 12 year old nuts they also found some 9 year old wieners!!
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