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Humour for deranged people
« on: March 10, 2010, 05:47:05 PM »


 I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
 

How could anyone stoop so low?           
 
 
 
 
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2010, 06:53:48 PM »

I know what you mean ! I used to date this girl that was a midget......I was just nuts over her.....but I finally had to break things off cause she just kept sticking her nose in my business ! :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2010, 07:44:54 PM »

Back when I was a kid a dwarfed couple lived next door to my parents. The husband often came home at noon time and got a little.
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 09:33:40 PM »

Lived in a neighborhood that a middle aged dwarf couple with 4 kids, belive it or not the little dude had a 1967 427/435 vette in the garage, blew me away.  I don't know how he reached the clutch to push it in.
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 09:36:38 PM »

I read a report recently about a midget that got clubbed to death at a nudist colony dance.
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 11:54:10 PM »

what have I started? :pepper: :bananarock: :mango: :huepfenjump3: :orange:
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 07:50:24 AM »

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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 09:41:15 AM »

I was recently in a car accident with a midget, after I hit his car he stormed over to my window and shouted "I'm not happy" so I asked "well which one are you then"
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 11:57:12 AM »

I was recently in a car accident with a midget, after I hit his car he stormed over to my window and shouted "I'm not happy" so I asked "well which one are you then"
You probable made him Grumpy
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 03:13:41 PM »

I see there is lots of deranged people on this site :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: Sick I say Sick..... gotta like it  :)
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 05:09:30 PM »

Lived in a neighborhood that a middle aged dwarf couple with 4 kids, belive it or not the little dude had a 1967 427/435 vette in the garage, blew me away.  I don't know how he reached the clutch to push it in.
Maybe  one of the kids sat on the floor and operated the pedals?
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Re: Humour for deranged people
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Re: Humour for deranged people
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 11:56:02 AM »

The headline about a criminal fortunetelling midget who'd escaped read................































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