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Weird headline
« on: August 06, 2008, 08:23:27 PM »
Didn't stop to read the article.  But this headline was among the AP feed that streamed through this afternoon.  Was reporting out of Mexico somewhere.


"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"


Can't help but wonder.  Why does a lion need a machete anyway :nixweiss: ?
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 08:50:03 PM »
"ACAPULCO, Mexico - A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal's legs.

The 35-year-old woman says she found the courage to fight the lion because she thought it would attack her niece. She hit the animal with a machete until the beast ran away. Aleman and her niece were unharmed.

The state government said in a statement that the lion had escaped from a private zoo owned by a former local congressman.

It said the animal killed two dogs and ate a pig before it was sedated and taken back to the zoo."




Apparently the lion needed it to kill 2 dogs & a pig.  I would like to see that congressman zoo in Mexico sometime.
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 09:39:45 PM »
Quote from: Slim Pickens on August 06, 2008, 08:50:03 PM

The state government said in a statement that the lion had escaped from a private zoo owned by a former local congressman.



Oy, if I had to live with a Congressman I'd be in a bad enough mood I'd want to escape and eat people too.
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 10:41:55 PM »
Lets get back to the 1st part about a woman riding a donkey.....exactly in which Mexican club did this supposedly take place?   :nixweiss: har!  spyder
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 10:45:18 PM »
Quote from: spydglide on August 06, 2008, 10:41:55 PM
Lets get back to the 1st part about a woman riding a donkey.....exactly in which Mexican club did this supposedly take place?   :nixweiss: har!  spyder

No Spyder, in the Tijuana clubs it's the other way around.
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 04:37:19 AM »
Quote from: TwoLaneBluesRider on August 06, 2008, 08:23:27 PM
Didn't stop to read the article.  But this headline was among the AP feed that streamed through this afternoon.  Was reporting out of Mexico somewhere.


"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"


Can't help but wonder.  Why does a lion need a machete anyway :nixweiss: ?

The lions here in Canada are tougher than the ones in Mexico... they don't need no stinking machetes!!! :huepfenlol2:

« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 04:49:52 AM by murphy »
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 06:28:15 AM »
Quote from: TwoLaneBluesRider on August 06, 2008, 08:23:27 PM
Didn't stop to read the article.  But this headline was among the AP feed that streamed through this afternoon.  Was reporting out of Mexico somewhere.


"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"


Can't help but wonder.  Why does a lion need a machete anyway :nixweiss: ?

It's obvious, haven't you watched Lion King?  If Mufasa had a machete, Scar would never had been able to pull off the crap he did.  8)

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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 08:42:53 AM »
Quote from: spydglide on August 06, 2008, 10:41:55 PM
Lets get back to the 1st part about a woman riding a donkey.....exactly in which Mexican club did this supposedly take place?   :nixweiss: har!  spyder

 :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:  Right across the border in TJ  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 11:07:57 AM »
Quote from: Florida Marine on August 07, 2008, 06:28:15 AM
It's obvious, haven't you watched Lion King?  If Mufasa had a machete, Scar would never had been able to pull off the crap he did.  8)

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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 11:13:52 AM »
this mule didn't need any help.  She needed the machete to protect herself from the mule!
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 11:14:27 AM »
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 11:15:11 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 11:15:52 AM »
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2008, 11:16:31 AM »
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2008, 11:36:47 AM »
That last picture is great for the dogs in the background.  Dogs sitting at a safe distance and watching the mule kick beat the cat.  You just know the dogs are thinking "yeah, kick his ass!"
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2008, 12:28:33 PM »
That horse gets an extra bucket of oats tonight...
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2008, 12:30:15 PM »
Quote from: TwoLaneBluesRider on August 07, 2008, 11:36:47 AM
That last picture is great for the dogs in the background.  Dogs sitting at a safe distance and watching the mule kick beat the cat.  You just know the dogs are thinking "yeah, kick his ass!"
Yeah, 'cause just a minute earlier, they were gonna be 'lunch' for the feline.  Muley to the rescue..(with a honest 'Ass-kickin')....life's hard all around.. :'(...better be 'ready'.   :rifle:har!  spyder
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2008, 05:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Jester Whisperer on August 07, 2008, 11:07:57 AM
And opposable thumbs.......

yeah, that would help...   :carrot:

Note, the Carrot Man has stopped moving again.
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2008, 05:48:42 PM »
Quote from: Florida Marine on August 07, 2008, 05:00:10 PM
yeah, that would help...   :carrot:

Note, the Carrot Man has stopped moving again.

The Carrot is moving @ 4:47 central time.

Maybe he gets a break every 2 hours?   :nixweiss:
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2008, 08:18:34 PM »
Quote from: iski on August 07, 2008, 05:48:42 PM
The Carrot is moving @ 4:47 central time.

Maybe he gets a break every 2 hours?   :nixweiss:

he is static for me...

Seriously, does he ever stop moving for you, or am I seeing things?

He aint moving now.

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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2008, 09:55:21 PM »
Hey Sean,  can't believe you used 'seriously' to begin a question about the 'dancing carrot'?  :carrot: har!  :drink: spyder
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2008, 10:44:40 PM »
Quote from: TwoLaneBluesRider on August 06, 2008, 08:23:27 PM
Didn't stop to read the article.  But this headline was among the AP feed that streamed through this afternoon.  Was reporting out of Mexico somewhere.


"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"


Can't help but wonder.  Why does a lion need a machete anyway :nixweiss: ?

"Eats, Shoots and Lions"  . . . or was it "Leaves" ....  Never Mind.

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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2008, 11:18:47 PM »
From the June 30 Dalhart Texan "Rednecks to throw wives in mud pit at XIT Mud Bogs."
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2008, 11:21:02 PM »
Quote from: spydglide on August 07, 2008, 09:55:21 PM
Hey Sean,  can't believe you used 'seriously' to begin a question about the 'dancing carrot'?  :carrot: har!  :drink: spyder

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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2008, 11:22:07 PM »
Quote from: Florida Marine on August 07, 2008, 08:18:34 PM
he is static for me...

Seriously, does he ever stop moving for you, or am I seeing things?

He aint moving now.

 :carrot:

I've seen carrot man stop moving too...... well I didn't notice at first and then the voices told me "hey, check out the carrot man... he stopped dancing".  When the voices said that, I looked and sure enough, he was froze.  The voices always notice stuff I miss :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2008, 11:24:44 PM »
Quote from: spydglide on August 06, 2008, 10:41:55 PM
Lets get back to the 1st part about a woman riding a donkey.....exactly in which Mexican club did this supposedly take place?   :nixweiss: har!  spyder

You dirty old chit!! ;) :huepfenlol2:  I thought of that right off the bat, but figured I'd better not post it for fear of the visual it might create in somebody's head.

I thought I might be the only one sick enough to think like that, but should know better...
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2008, 11:28:05 PM »
Quote from: TCnBham on August 07, 2008, 11:24:44 PM
You dirty old chit!! ;) :huepfenlol2:  I thought of that right off the bat, but figured I'd better not post it for fear of the visual it might create in somebody's head.

I thought I might be the only one sick enough to think like that, but should know better...
:D :D :D Kindred sickos. :P  har!  :drink: spyder
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« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2008, 06:29:23 AM »
Quote from: spydglide on August 07, 2008, 09:55:21 PM
Hey Sean,  can't believe you used 'seriously' to begin a question about the 'dancing carrot'?  :carrot: har!  :drink: spyder

And yet your carrot is static...oh wait, I don't mean that the way it sounded...

Little F'er aint moving again.   :carrot:
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2008, 11:35:00 AM »
Quote from: Florida Marine on August 07, 2008, 08:18:34 PM
he is static for me...

Seriously, does he ever stop moving for you, or am I seeing things?

He aint moving now.

 :carrot:


The carrot is not moving now.  Sometimes he moves, others times he does not.

This is now known as: the "Mystery of the Moving/Non-moving Carrot Man".  Subject will require  :drink: to study the phenomenon.  No plan to solve it, but it's a good excuse to  :drink:.


Worth noting - the Drinking Smiley  :drink: never stops drinking, but the Carrot Man  :carrot: stops moving sometimes.  This is one of the indubitable mysteries of life, maybe.  On the other hand, the Pumpkin & Cherry never move.   :nixweiss:
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« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2008, 12:37:30 PM »
This one will stop moving when the hamster's done with it! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2008, 12:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on August 08, 2008, 12:37:30 PM
This one will stop moving when the hamster's done with it! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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Is that Richard Gere holding that hamster?   :nixweiss:
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2008, 01:59:08 PM »
Quote from: iski on August 08, 2008, 12:39:01 PM
Is that Richard Gere holding that hamster?   :nixweiss:

Very sick iski.....very, very sick.... ::)
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« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2008, 05:08:26 PM »
Dancing carrot test post...

 :carrot:   :carrot:   :jalapeno:   :cucumber:   :pepper: 

See.  all fruit dances for me!!!  or is that all fruits dance for me...   oh crap.............
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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2008, 05:12:26 PM »
Quote from: BLM777 on August 08, 2008, 01:59:08 PM
Very sick iski.....very, very sick.... ::)

Thanky, BLM777, thanky very much.



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« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2008, 05:14:26 PM »
Quote from: iski on August 08, 2008, 11:35:00 AM

The carrot is not moving now.  Sometimes he moves, others times he does not.

This is now known as: the "Mystery of the Moving/Non-moving Carrot Man".  Subject will require  :drink: to study the phenomenon.  No plan to solve it, but it's a good excuse to  :drink:.


Worth noting - the Drinking Smiley  :drink: never stops drinking, but the Carrot Man  :carrot: stops moving sometimes.  This is one of the indubitable mysteries of life, maybe.  On the other hand, the Pumpkin & Cherry never move.   :nixweiss:

Man, it's a freakin conspiracy...  Little chit is moving again.   :carrot:
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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2008, 05:16:57 PM »
And now he stops...

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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2008, 05:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Florida Marine on August 08, 2008, 05:16:57 PM
And now he stops...

 :carrot:

I figure it has something to do with the electric magical internet gnomes that do stuff on the internet & computers that I never understand.  Probably since I give them tequila instead of rum.

The non moving carrot taunts me now that you pointed this out, Sean.



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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2008, 05:22:21 PM »
Quote from: iski on August 08, 2008, 05:19:41 PM
I figure it has something to do with the electric magical internet gnomes that do stuff on the internet & computers that I never understand.  Probably since I give them tequila instead of rum.

The non moving carrot taunts me now that you pointed this out, Sean.



Mike
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And yet the little sh!t is moving again...  Naitram is messing with me?

I am going to go re-read the Cat Puke thread.

Freakin carrots!!

 :carrot:
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2008, 04:51:37 PM »
Back to the lion subject..... Paul Harvey told the story of a 85 year old Oriental woman who beat a tiger to death with a stick after he pounced on her. What do you think that tiger was thinking in the last moments of his life? ???
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2008, 08:54:01 AM »
Quote from: BigR55 on August 23, 2008, 04:51:37 PM
Back to the lion subject..... Paul Harvey told the story of a 85 year old Oriental woman who beat a tiger to death with a stick after he pounced on her. What do you think that tiger was thinking in the last moments of his life? ???

I should have ordered the cajun fried child?
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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2008, 05:38:21 PM »
Quote from: BigR55 on August 23, 2008, 04:51:37 PM
Back to the lion subject..... Paul Harvey told the story of a 85 year old Oriental woman who beat a tiger to death with a stick after he pounced on her. What do you think that tiger was thinking in the last moments of his life? ???

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Re: Weird headline
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2008, 11:14:38 PM »
Quote from: BigR55 on August 23, 2008, 04:51:37 PM
Back to the lion subject..... Paul Harvey told the story of a 85 year old Oriental woman who beat a tiger to death with a stick after he pounced on her. What do you think that tiger was thinking in the last moments of his life? ???

I should have bitten her arms off when I had the chance.....
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