There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home
> to Pittsburg. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.
> Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing. The priests were all in embarrassing
> new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the
> tickets.
>
> The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I
> would like three pickets to Titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost
> his composure and fled.
>
> The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets
> to Pittsburg," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and
> dimes." So of course he also fled.
>
> Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to
> Pittsburg, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I
> must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that, when
> you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at
> you!"
>