1) SIT IN YOUR CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON & POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS,& WATCH HOW MANY CARS SLOW DOWN . 2) EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING , ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT . 3) PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS . ONCE EVERYONE IS OVER THEIR CAFFINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO. 4) IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS , WRITE " FOR "MARIJUANA" 5)ASK FOR A DIET WATER ,WHENEVER YOU GO OUT TO EAT, WITH A SERIOUS FACE . 6) WHENEVER YOU GO THROUGH A DRIVE - THRU STRESS THAT YOU WANT YOUR ORDER TO GO !! 7)FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE , TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HEADACHE .8)WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE A.T.M., SCREAM " I WON ,I WON!! 9) WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEIR LOOSE!! 10) ANNOUNCE TO YOUR KIDS AT DINNER , DUE TO THE ECONOMY,WE HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO !!11) PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY , GO UP TO THE COUNTER & ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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