An old farmer's working out in the field one day and his wife brought his lunch out to him.
Then his wife sat beside him and started complaining and carrying on about his donkey on how slow he was working the field and taking so long that he should get rid of the donkey and get a tractor just then the donkey came up with his two back feet and kicked his wife killing her on the spot, it was terrible.
After the funeral the pastor approached the old farmer and said, I couldn't help but notice that when all the wife's approached you you nodded your head up n down but when the men approached you you shook your head side to side. I was just curious,
Well the old farmer said, the women were saying how lovely the service was and how they loved the flowers so I was just agreeing with them by nodding my head, yes
And all the men were asking me if I'd sell the donkey I shook my head,... No!!
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Topic: Farmers Donkey (Read 906 times)