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Title: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: KGB on May 24, 2018, 10:54:30 AM

I was stopped by the police last night around 2 a.m. and was asked where I was going at that time of night. I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as drugs, smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
I replied, "My wife."


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Title: Re: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: muddypaws on May 24, 2018, 11:28:38 AM

Been there....

Title: Re: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: iski on May 24, 2018, 12:19:35 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: longlast on May 24, 2018, 01:57:37 PM

Quote from: muddypaws on May 24, 2018, 11:28:38 AM

Been there....

 :D  ;D X2

Title: Re: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: 2018_FLTRXSE on March 18, 2021, 10:33:45 PM

Quote from: Serdvd6 on May 24, 2018, 10:54:30 AM

I was stopped by the police last night around 2 a.m. and was asked where I was going at that time of night. I replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as drugs, smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
I replied, "My wife."


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What did the cop say???

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Title: Re: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: muddypaws on March 20, 2021, 09:47:01 AM

Perfect

Title: Re: Alcohol Abuse
Post by: HUBBARD on March 21, 2021, 08:59:58 AM

I drank my share back in the day, and somehow lived through that debacle!  I eventually convinced myself that "one drink is too many, and a thousand not enough", for me.....one of the benefits of that decision is....I haven't crashed a single time since I stopped drinkin' liquor!!!  LMAO!!!