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[yellowsedeuce]

Yellowsed,

Actually all credit goes to Lets_Roll for getting everyones cardio going! I placed the post of all the guns pointing at Lets_Roll and shooting like mad. Kinda went postal when I read it the first time, I believe I'm ok now. [smiley=vrolijk27.gif]

 

[the O`Fender]

It is true their will be no more yellow scooters, as it turns out they were extracting the pigment for the yellow paint from canary feathers (a very tedious process) and some knucklehead left the cage door open!!! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[JR]

It is true their will be no more yellow scooters, as it turns out they were extracting the pigment for the yellow paint from canary feathers (a very tedious process) and some knucklehead left the cage door open!!! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

O'Fender, That was true until I introduced them to the banannalistic bird which carries a similar but more brilliant yellow pigment in its feathers. The MOCO was ecstatic to see the magical yellow this bird produced. Infact we found out that the yellow on the dash when viewed only from driver seat is not as bright as earlier paint. Infact one does not even need to wear sunglasses unless they choose otherwise.

Years ago when I was on one of my islands I came across these banannalistic birds. I introduced it to one of my buddies at Caterpillar (That was before you were there 103) and they were so impressed that they changed there color to what it is now. Of course they will be extracting pigment from a different section of the feathers than the MOCO.

You may be asking yourself, will the demand overide the supply? No way! These birds are like mating machines!! After 3 days they are fully mature and immediately look for opposite sex to seek to pleasure themselfs. Kinda.....Kinda like 2Lane [smiley=shocked2.gif]!

So worry not my fellow Yellow Amigo's. The day is Bright again, It was my pleasure to save the day! [smiley=beerchug.gif] Thank Ya Thank Ya Very Much!!!!!!!!!!!
                              JR [smiley=laugh.gif]

[Twolanerider]

You may be asking yourself, will the demand overide the supply? No way! These birds are like mating machines!! After 3 days they are fully mature and immediately look for opposite sex to seek to pleasure themselfs. Kinda.....Kinda like 2Lane [smiley=shocked2.gif]!

There be rudeness afoot (not that that is a bad thing) !  I have never fornicated with a bird (yellor or otherwise).  Furthermore, I have never even fornicated like a bird, no matter what GoFastGirl might later say.  Even further furthermore, I resent any and all implications having anything to do with birds.  In fact I resent any and all implications.  Actually, screw it, I just resent.  [smiley=furious.gif]

[110tHunDer]

Years ago when I was on one of my islands I came across these banannalistic birds. I introduced it to one of my buddies at Caterpillar (That was before you were there 103) and they were so impressed that they changed there color to what it is now. Of course they will be extracting pigment from a different section of the feathers than the MOCO.

And they told us that removing the lead content was the reason for the color change at Big Yellow in the early 80's or whenever that was.

[the O`Fender]

And they told us that removing the lead content was the reason for the color change at Big Yellow in the early 80's or whenever that was.  Now we know the truth!  Thanks, JR!  

Of course, this all begs the question of where DaimlerChrysler obtained the pigment for the paint on my truck, bee fuzz?!? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Actually Chrysler uses BEE SEMEN, and I pity the employees who have the job of extracing it!! [smiley=confused5.gif]It takes an estimated 300 thousand ejaculations to make one quart of paint!!! [smiley=biggthumpup.gif]

[110tHunDer]

Actually Chrysler uses BEE SEMEN, and I pity the employees who have the job of extracing it!! [smiley=confused5.gif]It takes an estimated 300 thousand ejaculations to make one quart of paint!!! [smiley=biggthumpup.gif]

No wonder that color is a $225 extra-cost option!  Who knew?!?! [smiley=nixweiss.gif] [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]

[Twolanerider]

No wonder that color is a $225 extra-cost option!

[110tHunDer]

So you're saying that you're bea-moaning that stinging indictment of the extra cost?

(ok, that was really lame)

It wouldn't have been that lame if you'd have spelled "bee" right.

[Twolanerider]

It wouldn't have been that lame if you'd have spelled "bee" right.

Inflections are tough to do in text.  Should have thrown in an extra - for what I was -a- looking for.  Be-a-moaning.  Oh well.

Good news and bad news, next week I pick up glasses (bifocals  [smiley=shocked2.gif]).  First time in my life will have ever worn glasses. That's the bad news.  Good news is I guess I'll be able to see the little text in the screen again as I'm leaning back with the cordless keyboard.   Hey, that's a new thread.  What are the hassles of riding with glasses.  Will have to go do that.

[mfgreen]

What are the hassles of riding with glasses.

BUGS

[ccr]

BUGS

Yeah, MFG has it right. You get a little mosquito on the lower part of the trifolds.... and they get looking REAL BIG!

I actually got my trifocal glasses and they transition, so can wear behind fullface when it is cold or really raining a lot, and I have the panoptyks that change automatically and I just can't read with them. The transitions are great when you are going in and out of tunnels. Especially in the mountains. I am too scared to take my hands of the handlebars, so the transitions help a lot. On the bike, not trying to read and can still see plenty good enough to read the big hiway signs and keep in between the lines.

[Twolanerider]

I am too scared to take my hands of the handlebars,

Mrs We, don't be yanking our chain like that.  We all know that that big 103 cubic inch big red stud is just too much of a hunk for you to be willing to take your hands off, even for a moment.  It's lust, not fear.  So hang on tight darlen', hang on tight !! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[JCZ]

After looking at the title of this thread then the two pages of posts...........kind of makes one wonder if anybody will ever post on here that they actually got a yellow one! [smiley=6.gif]

[ccr]

After looking at the title of this thread then the two pages of posts...........kind of makes one wonder if anybody will ever post on here that they actually got a yellow one! [smiley=6.gif]

OK, I don't have a yellow one, I have a red one and my husband has the black and blue one.  Who actually does have the yellow one?         ?? I know they are just around the corner.  Hang in there J.Rud.  I feel for you every time some one says they added something, and all you can do is go to the garage and add to the pile.... I still don't have mine, so I can't go out and rub it either, does that help?   [smiley=laugh.gif]